funny story

[Ext User(coaster)]

so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
.... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
on the run for a change ...

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:26:19 +1000, "coaster" <please@no.com> wrote:

>so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
>the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
>signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
>all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
>a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
>surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
>saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
>that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
>inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
>course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
>back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
>over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
>that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
>... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
>smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
>on the run for a change ...
>

Hope your wife can see the funny side.




OzOne of the three twins

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[Ext User(coaster)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:t0hkm39b62g156u8h7k1hcfb07sp0qdctc@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:26:19 +1000, "coaster" <please@no.com> wrote:
>
>>so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
>>the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had
>>me
>>signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process
>>and
>>all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left
>>with
>>a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and
>>went
>>surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
>>saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
>>that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
>>inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
>>course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
>>back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me
>>attitude
>>over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
>>that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of
>>it
>>... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
>>smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard
>>dealers
>>on the run for a change ...
>>
>
> Hope your wife can see the funny side.


thats one drama ... she did not and ripped me a new arshole ... see if i
ever try to save another $12.5k for her Xmas presie :)

>
>
>
>
> OzOne of the three twins
>
> I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace.

[Ext User(Fraser Johnston)]

"coaster" <please@no.com> wrote in message
news:13mkgqlpoelfd75@corp.supernews.com...
> so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
> the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
> signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
> all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
> a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
> surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
> saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling that
> i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house inside-out
> looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of course they
> never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went back to the
> dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude over it how
> "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him that this was
> the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it ... he was
> pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a smile on my
> face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers on the run
> for a change ...

My advice. Don't ever go back there for servicing.

Fraser

[Ext User(Michael C)]

"coaster" <please@no.com> wrote in message
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> so i went to get my new Getz today ...

hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)

He might be happier with it for longer than a week Michael :)

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Noddy.

[Ext User(Michael C)]

"Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:476a5ef5$0$10472$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
>> hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)
>
> He might be happier with it for longer than a week Michael :)

Isn't that how long it takes a hyundai to halve in value? ;-)

Michael

[Ext User(Slip)]

"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
> news:476a62fb$0$96858$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
>>
>> "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> news:476a5ef5$0$10472$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>
>>> hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)
>>
>> He might be happier with it for longer than a week Michael :)
>
> Isn't that how long it takes a hyundai to halve in value? ;-)
>
> Michael

OOOHH no comment Noddy. Not talking about your mummys precious little Getz
is he?

Regards,

Slip

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Isn't that how long it takes a hyundai to halve in value? ;-)

Maybe, but he'll probably *still* be hapy with it :)

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Noddy.

[Ext User(Atheist Chaplain)]

"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
> news:476a62fb$0$96858$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
>>
>> "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> news:476a5ef5$0$10472$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>
>>> hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)
>>
>> He might be happier with it for longer than a week Michael :)
>
> Isn't that how long it takes a hyundai to halve in value? ;-)
>
> Michael
>

wrong brand, your thinking of Mitsubishi, and a halving in value in only a
week would be a luxury for a 380.

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[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Slip" <sww@everywhere.com> wrote in message
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> OOOHH no comment Noddy. Not talking about your mummys precious little Getz
> is he?

You're a rare and unique talent Slip, who's obviously not appreciated as
well as she would obviously like to be. However, I have some advice that
will help in that regards.

I would recommend you do the the following:

1. Get a 12 gauge shotgun and load it with some quality pest destruction
ammo.
2. Stand naked with your back to a white wall in a public area.*
3. Cock the shotgun and place the barrel in your mouth (with the end of the
barrel pointing toward the roof of your mouth)
4. Pull the trigger.

Your final act of talented brilliance will be remembered as the spectacular
sunburst flavoured Neolithic abstract it is by all who witness it, and
greatly appreciated by those who don't.

* Being naked isn't a firm requirement to make an impact, but it often helps
to keep the audience amused while you're preparing for your finale.

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(jackbadger56)]

On Dec 20, 9:26 pm, "coaster" <ple...@no.com> wrote:
> so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
> the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
> signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
> all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
> a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
> surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
> saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
> that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
> inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
> course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
> back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
> over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
> that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
> ... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
> smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
> on the run for a change ...

Mate, that is fucking appalling and I doubt I'd see the funny side if
I were in your shoes. I would seriously look at whether these tactics
performed by the dealer are legal and if not reporting to the police.
Sounds like you were given clearance to go and if they forgot the
cheque that's their problem.
To be honest fuck what the law says if anyone came around intimidating
my family I'd be straight around to their yard attempting to smooth
the corners of a 50c coin.
Unbelievable!

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:45:12 +1100, "Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote:

>
>"Slip" <sww@everywhere.com> wrote in message
>news:13mliaupvji3o9c@corp.supernews.com...
>
>> OOOHH no comment Noddy. Not talking about your mummys precious little Getz
>> is he?
>
>You're a rare and unique talent Slip, who's obviously not appreciated as
>well as she would obviously like to be. However, I have some advice that
>will help in that regards.
>
>I would recommend you do the the following:
>
>1. Get a 12 gauge shotgun and load it with some quality pest destruction
>ammo.
>2. Stand naked with your back to a white wall in a public area.*
>3. Cock the shotgun and place the barrel in your mouth (with the end of the
>barrel pointing toward the roof of your mouth)
>4. Pull the trigger.
>
>Your final act of talented brilliance will be remembered as the spectacular
>sunburst flavoured Neolithic abstract it is by all who witness it, and
>greatly appreciated by those who don't.
>
>* Being naked isn't a firm requirement to make an impact, but it often helps
>to keep the audience amused while you're preparing for your finale.


I'd suggest that despite your previous claims, That you are capable
only of dishing it out, any return of your outburst gets the above
type of reply you poor sad crippled fool.




OzOne of the three twins

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:40:22 GMT, "Atheist Chaplain" <abuse@cia.gov>
wrote:

>"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:476a706d$0$13919$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> "Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
>> news:476a62fb$0$96858$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
>>>
>>> "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:476a5ef5$0$10472$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>
>>>> hahahaha halarious ... oh, that wasn't the joke? ;-)
>>>
>>> He might be happier with it for longer than a week Michael :)
>>
>> Isn't that how long it takes a hyundai to halve in value? ;-)
>>
>> Michael
>>
>
>wrong brand, your thinking of Mitsubishi, and a halving in value in only a
>week would be a luxury for a 380.


You really do need to try and get in touch with reality....then again,
you do fit in well with aus.cars




OzOne of the three twins

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[Ext User(jackbadger56)]

On Dec 20, 9:26 pm, "coaster" <ple...@no.com> wrote:
> so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
> the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
> signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
> all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
> a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
> surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
> saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
> that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
> inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
> course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
> back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
> over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
> that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
> ... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
> smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
> on the run for a change ...

BTW where do you surf?

[Ext User(Diesel Damo)]

On Dec 21, 9:53 am, jackbadger56 <castl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 20, 9:26 pm, "coaster" <ple...@no.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
> > the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
> > signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
> > all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
> > a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
> > surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
> > saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
> > that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
> > inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
> > course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
> > back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
> > over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
> > that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
> > ... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
> > smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
> > on the run for a change ...
>
> Mate, that is fucking appalling and I doubt I'd see the funny side if
> I were in your shoes. I would seriously look at whether these tactics
> performed by the dealer are legal and if not reporting to the police.
> Sounds like you were given clearance to go and if they forgot the
> cheque that's their problem.
> To be honest fuck what the law says if anyone came around intimidating
> my family I'd be straight around to their yard attempting to smooth
> the corners of a 50c coin.
> Unbelievable!

My thoughts exactly! "Came storming *into* the house"??? Fuck that!

[Ext User(atec77)]

Diesel Damo wrote:
> On Dec 21, 9:53 am, jackbadger56 <castl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 20, 9:26 pm, "coaster" <ple...@no.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> so i went to get my new Getz today ... the dealer had a trainee go through
>>> the delivery with me ... poor bloke had no idea what he was doing ... had me
>>> signing various papers, initialing various paragraphs ... in the process and
>>> all the confusion he forgot to ask me to pay for the vehicle, so i left with
>>> a new car in hand and no money down ... went home grabbed my board and went
>>> surfing ... when i get back about 2 hours later my wife is all freaked out
>>> saying the dealer came storming into the house asking for me and yelling
>>> that i stole the car from them ... he had my poor Mrs. turn the house
>>> inside-out looking for the cashiers check i was supposed to drop off, of
>>> course they never found it ... upon my return from a relaxing surf i went
>>> back to the dealer and gave them the money ... the manager gave me attitude
>>> over it how "sick it was of me to pull a stunt like that" ... i told him
>>> that this was the best deal i have ever gotten and he should be proud of it
>>> ... he was pissed but took my money all the same ... i drove home with a
>>> smile on my face as it was fun to finally have one of these bastard dealers
>>> on the run for a change ...
>> Mate, that is fucking appalling and I doubt I'd see the funny side if
>> I were in your shoes. I would seriously look at whether these tactics
>> performed by the dealer are legal and if not reporting to the police.
>> Sounds like you were given clearance to go and if they forgot the
>> cheque that's their problem.
>> To be honest fuck what the law says if anyone came around intimidating
>> my family I'd be straight around to their yard attempting to smooth
>> the corners of a 50c coin.
>> Unbelievable!
>
> My thoughts exactly! "Came storming *into* the house"??? Fuck that!
I would be interested to see that in my home , I suspect he would be
ejected by the lady of the house post haste , it's amazing how hounds
can clear a room.

[Ext User(Feral Al)]

atec77 wrote:

> I would be interested to see that in my home , I suspect he would be
> ejected by the lady of the house post haste , it's amazing how hounds
> can clear a room.

Someone should tell her that you called her that. :-P

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[Ext User(Diesel Damo)]

On Dec 21, 10:26 am, Feral Al <plon...@home.ru> wrote:
> atec77 wrote:
> > I would be interested to see that in my home , I suspect he would be
> > ejected by the lady of the house post haste , it's amazing how hounds
> > can clear a room.
>
> Someone should tell her that you called her that. :-P

So I'm not the only one who read it like that then ;-)

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:09:40 -0800 (PST), Diesel Damo
<Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

>
>My thoughts exactly! "Came storming *into* the house"??? Fuck that!

Figure of speech.




OzOne of the three twins

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