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Ext User(CyBorg 0091)
08-01-2008, 10:53 AM
Dear Sir,
I write to you today as to defer the goods and
service tax on Fuels
and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
comply with
the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
from
Petrol and fuels.
The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
the
Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
the Goods
and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.

At Her Majesty's Service
The CommonWealth

To obtain a copy contact internal affairs

Ext User(Daryl Walford)
08-01-2008, 12:13 PM
CyBorg 0091 wrote:
> Dear Sir,
> I write to you today as to defer the goods and
> service tax on Fuels
> and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
> comply with
> the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
> from
> Petrol and fuels.
> The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
> the
> Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
> the Goods
> and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
>
> At Her Majesty's Service
> The CommonWealth
>
> To obtain a copy contact internal affairs


Translation anyone?


Daryl

Ext User(LSx-Australia)
08-01-2008, 12:23 PM
On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:05:37 +1100, Daryl Walford PCM code reading says:


>>
>> At Her Majesty's Service
>> The CommonWealth
>>
>> To obtain a copy contact internal affairs
>
>
> Translation anyone?

We want free fuel. ;-)



--
Regards
Dan

Ext User(Feral Al)
08-01-2008, 12:23 PM
LSx-Australia wrote:

> We want free fuel. ;-)

Do ya want magic mushrooms with that????

Or is that how ya translated it???

:-) Fark, nearly omitted it again.

--
Take Care. ~~
Feral Al ( @..@)
(\- :-P -/)
((.>__oo__<.))
^^^ % ^^^

Ext User(rev)
08-01-2008, 04:43 PM
CyBorg 0091 wrote:
> Dear Sir,
> I write to you today as to defer the goods and
> service tax on Fuels
> and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
> comply with
> the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
> from
> Petrol and fuels.
> The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
> the
> Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
> the Goods
> and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
>
> At Her Majesty's Service
> The CommonWealth
>
> To obtain a copy contact internal affairs

I actually think it is Kevin Rudd writing to Noddy to let him know that
the GST On Fuel has been lifted. Somebody will need to contact internal
affairs to see if the exemption is for only Noddy or "the people" means
all of the newsgroup.

Cheers
--
Bob Volkmer

Ext User(who where)
09-01-2008, 12:04 AM
On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 15:48:58 -0800 (PST), CyBorg 0091 <jjbruce@gmail.com> wrote:

>Dear Sir,
> I write to you today as to defer the goods and
>service tax on Fuels
>and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
>comply with
>the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
>from
>Petrol and fuels.
>The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
>the
>Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
>the Goods
>and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
>
>At Her Majesty's Service
>The CommonWealth
>
>To obtain a copy contact internal affairs

can i have some of that stuff you're on? seems to be powerful shite.

Ext User(CyBorg 0091)
09-01-2008, 12:13 AM
CyBorg 0091 wrote:
> Dear Sir,
> I write to you today as to defer the goods and
> service tax on Fuels
> and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
> comply with
> the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
> from
> Petrol and fuels.
> The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
> the
> Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
> the Goods
> and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
>
> At Her Majesty's Service
> The CommonWealth
>
> To obtain a copy contact internal affairs

The Federal government is now defunct,and has been asked to leave and
is no longer welcome in my country,they have been informed.
Due to the nature of the crimes,commited,the right to independance has
been removed from any person representing as a federal member.
A copy of this notice has been forwarded to the police force to
enforce,failure to comply will result in Military policing.


At Her Majesty's Service
The CommonWealth

Ext User(Kev)
13-01-2008, 03:04 AM
CyBorg 0091 wrote:
>
> CyBorg 0091 wrote:
>> Dear Sir,
>> I write to you today as to defer the goods and
>> service tax on Fuels
>> and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
>> comply with
>> the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
>> from
>> Petrol and fuels.
>> The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
>> the
>> Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
>> the Goods
>> and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
>>
>> At Her Majesty's Service
>> The CommonWealth
>>
>> To obtain a copy contact internal affairs
>
> The Federal government is now defunct,and has been asked to leave and
> is no longer welcome in my country,they have been informed.
> Due to the nature of the crimes,commited,the right to independance has
> been removed from any person representing as a federal member.
> A copy of this notice has been forwarded to the police force to
> enforce,failure to comply will result in Military policing.
>
>
> At Her Majesty's Service
> The CommonWealth
>
>
>


Thought you left never to return

weirdo

Kev

Ext User(CyBorg 0091)
13-01-2008, 11:44 AM
CyBorg 0091 wrote:
> CyBorg 0091 wrote:
> > Dear Sir,
> > I write to you today as to defer the goods and
> > service tax on Fuels
> > and petrol,As the Australian government,has a legal obligation to
> > comply with
> > the influence,it now be law,that the goods and service tax be removed
> > from
> > Petrol and fuels.
> > The people are now,in this day, exempt under the commonwealth,in that
> > the
> > Australian taxation office is no longer liable for the collection of
> > the Goods
> > and Service Tax on Petrol and Fuel.
> >
> > At Her Majesty's Service
> > The CommonWealth
> >
> > To obtain a copy contact internal affairs
>
> The Federal government is now defunct,and has been asked to leave and
> is no longer welcome in my country,they have been informed.
> Due to the nature of the crimes,commited,the right to independance has
> been removed from any person representing as a federal member.
> A copy of this notice has been forwarded to the police force to
> enforce,failure to comply will result in Military policing.
>
>
> At Her Majesty's Service
> The CommonWealth

Due to failure to comply,a fine has now been placed on the Federal and
State government for in that every person not to have Goods And
Service Tax defered
from petrol and Fuels.
The rate of the fine is 1cent per day.

At Her Majesty's Service
The CommonWealth

VYBerlinaV8
13-01-2008, 06:19 PM
Woo wooo woooooooooooooooo...!