Feck that stinks ...

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
out the garbage.

"**** who farted in here?!?!?"

Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
the garbage room smelt a lot better.

I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
they
must have left running.

I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
is that stink really required?!?!??

I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
me,
but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
elevator.

Not Happy Jan.

[Ext User(Diesel Damo)]

On Feb 13, 7:12*pm, the_dawggie <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> out the garbage.
>
> "**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
> they
> must have left running.
>
> I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
> is that stink really required?!?!??
>
> I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> me,
> but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
> elevator.
>
> Not Happy Jan.

That reminds me of a time years ago where my girlfriend at the time
had a habit of ringing me up to come over because her parents were
out, but then not hear me knocking on the door because of the
ridiculous mansion they lived in.

So I reversed my 318-powered Val up as close to the front door as I
could get (about 3 metres away) and just revved the **** out of it.
Yep, she heard *that*. Although the front yard and part of their
hallway smelt like the pit road of a race track for the next couple of
minutes.

Ah to be young and silly again :-)

[Ext User(John_H)]

the_dawggie wrote:

>I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
>out the garbage.
>
>"**** who farted in here?!?!?"

Being New York (where they have apartment buildings) it coulda been
almost almost anyone! And, given the shit those seppos eat, an
Australian fart would be much more wholesome.

>Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
>the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
>I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
>they
>must have left running.

Shouldn't that be gas shitter?... To be consistent with apartment
buildings, elevators and garbage.

>
>I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
>is that stink really required?!?!??
>
>I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
>me,

Shouldn't that be oil burner?

Have you considered emigrating?... In either direction. ;-)

--
John H

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> me,
> but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
> elevator.

Thanks for sharing. I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight without
knowing that.

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(John Hudson)]

"John_H" <john4721@inbox.com> wrote in message
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>
> Shouldn't that be gas shitter?... To be consistent with apartment
> buildings, elevators and garbage.
> John H

Pickup trucks too.

If they're all in the same building, why are they called "apartments?" :-).


I think garbage is ok, Old Farts might remember Aussie comedian Mo McCackie
(Roy Rene) 1891-1954 in the radio show "McCackie Mansions. One of the
characters was Spencer the Garbage Man played by Hal Lashwood aka "Lasho."
Garbos and Garbologists are part of the Australian idiom as well.

Bloody Windoze "favorites" gives me the shits tho.

huddo

[Ext User(monsya)]

On Feb 13, 8:32*pm, John_H <john4...@inbox.com> wrote:
> the_dawggie wrote:
> >I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> >out the garbage.
>
> >"**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> Being New York (where they have apartment buildings) it coulda been
> almost almost anyone! *And, given the shit those seppos eat, an
> Australian fart would be much more wholesome.

Don't get him started... We know we are going to hear about the
'pickup' again... :) At least I don't think I've heard him talk about
Condos, and talking on the Cell. Well not yet anyway.

>
> >Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> >the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> >I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
> >they
> >must have left running.

To add a bit of car talk to the subject, was it an older car? I know
some cars run rich when idling and generate heaps of fumes. I had some
dickhead idling his Magna under the balcony years ago trying to charge
the battery, and man did that stink!

>
> Shouldn't that be gas shitter?... To be consistent with apartment
> buildings, elevators and garbage.
>
>
>
> >I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
> >is that stink really required?!?!??
>
> >I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> >me,
>
> Shouldn't that be oil burner?

What do they call it over there?

>
> Have you considered emigrating?... In either direction. *;-)

He wouldn't go to the US. He'd have to start calling them utes,
mobiles, units, and petrol... ;-)

>

> --
> John H


Dale.

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:34:44 +1100, Noddy blathered on in :

> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:00603b9c-0e7f-4d8b-a1fc-
>
>> I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother me,
>> but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
>> elevator.
>
> Thanks for sharing. I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight without
> knowing that.

Perhaps disturbingly he's getting more an more anal by the day.
I say perhaps because of the undoubted entertainment value of his descent
into that most blessed of states - that of the true unreconstructed Anal
Retentive.
All the signs are there - soon enough he'll get himself fully involved in
a 'body corporate':-))).


--
Toby

[Ext User(Klompmeester)]

"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:00603b9c-0e7f-4d8b-a1fc-fbb2f53d154f@q77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> out the garbage.
>
> "**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
> they
> must have left running.
>
> I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
> is that stink really required?!?!??
>
> I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> me,
> but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
> elevator.
>
> Not Happy Jan.

Diesel smells just as bad if not worse and the particulates in diesel
exhaust make it more of a serious health risk.

[Ext User(John_H)]

John Hudson wrote:
>
>I think garbage is ok, Old Farts might remember Aussie comedian Mo McCackie
>(Roy Rene) 1891-1954 in the radio show "McCackie Mansions. One of the
>characters was Spencer the Garbage Man played by Hal Lashwood aka "Lasho."
>Garbos and Garbologists are part of the Australian idiom as well.

Might depend on where you're from. Frank Hardy (who's nearer to my
era) certainly used all of those... the shitties and garbos belonged
to the same union IIRC.

Where I grew up, and where I now am (which is the opposite end of
Australia) we still chuck our scraps to the chooks and cart our
rubbish to the rubbish dump (which is clearly signposted as such).

When I was a kid we also had lavatories (at home and at school). None
of those American euphemisms for the shithouse ever passed our lips
(toilet still makes me cringe). :)

--
John H

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Toby Ponsenby" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Perhaps disturbingly he's getting more an more anal by the day.

D'ya think? :)

> I say perhaps because of the undoubted entertainment value of his descent
> into that most blessed of states - that of the true unreconstructed Anal
> Retentive.

Lol :)

> All the signs are there - soon enough he'll get himself fully involved in
> a 'body corporate':-))).

Only if it's an "apartment" with an "elevator" that leads down to the
"basement" so he can get to his "pickup".
****ing wannabee yank. He lives in a *flat* that has a *lift*, and he parks
his *ute* in the *carpark* :)

Medication would definitely help in his case.

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

On Feb 13, 8:32 pm, John_H <john4...@inbox.com> wrote:
> the_dawggie wrote:
> >I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> >out the garbage.
>
> >"**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> Being New York (where they have apartment buildings) it coulda been
> almost almost anyone! And, given the shit those seppos eat, an
> Australian fart would be much more wholesome.

No, it really smelt fart. I put my shirt sleve over my nose when
I got into the elevator.

> >Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> >the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> >I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
> >they
> >must have left running.
>
> Shouldn't that be gas shitter?... To be consistent with apartment
> buildings, elevators and garbage.

No. Gas is an inappropriate term for petrol. You see, I use the
appropriate terms as I see them, not as any culture sees them.

Calling an apartment a unit is wrong - does not make any
sense. Calling a pickup truck a ute is wrong, and misleading
(and possibly insulting).

Lift? what on Earth is a lift? someone booted me up the arse
and I landed on the appropriate balcony?

The US folk certainly have their spelling mixed up, agree there.

> >I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> >me,
>
> Shouldn't that be oil burner?

Yeah, if you like.

> Have you considered emigrating?... In either direction. ;-)

No.

[Ext User(Lu R)]

"Klompmeester" <whowhere@andwhy.com> wrote in message
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>
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:00603b9c-0e7f-4d8b-a1fc-fbb2f53d154f@q77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>>I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
>> out the garbage.
>>
>> "**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>>
>> Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
>> the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>>
>> I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
>> they
>> must have left running.
>>
>> I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
>> is that stink really required?!?!??
>>
>> I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
>> me,
>> but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
>> elevator.
>>
>> Not Happy Jan.
>
> Diesel smells just as bad if not worse and the particulates in diesel
> exhaust make it more of a serious health risk.
>

Too bad your neighbour didnt own a Prius...they'd have had the car running
in electric mode only.. to stop anyone getting gassed to death in that
carpark..but such is life..:)
>
>

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

On Feb 14, 4:47 am, "Klompmeester" <whowh...@andwhy.com> wrote:
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:00603b9c-0e7f-4d8b-a1fc-fbb2f53d154f@q77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> >I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> > out the garbage.
>
> > "**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> > Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> > the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> > I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
> > they
> > must have left running.
>
> > I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
> > is that stink really required?!?!??
>
> > I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> > me,
> > but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
> > elevator.
>
> > Not Happy Jan.
>
> Diesel smells just as bad if not worse and the particulates in diesel
> exhaust make it more of a serious health risk.


True, a reason I don't go around smelling the arse of my truck,
unless it runs on biodiesel, however this *seriously* stunk. I
can leave my truck running in the basement car park without it
really smelling much at all.

Point being folk who point fingers at diesels as stinky need
to keep their fingers to themselves.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Point being folk who point fingers at diesels as stinky need
> to keep their fingers to themselves.

I think you'll find the majority of people find the smell of diesels far
more offensive than that of petrol powered vehicles.

You don't, but then you're a bit special.

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9403d17e-735a-4fae-a377-

> No, it really smelt fart. I put my shirt sleve over my nose when
> I got into the elevator.

That'd be the *lift*.

> No. Gas is an inappropriate term for petrol. You see, I use the
> appropriate terms as I see them, not as any culture sees them.

Oh :)

Surprising you don't use "gas" (as in gasoline) when almost everything else
you spurt out is an Americanism of some form or other.

> Calling an apartment a unit is wrong - does not make any
> sense.

No, it doesn't really. It's a *flat* :)

Calling a pickup truck a ute is wrong, and misleading
> (and possibly insulting).

**** me.....

It's a *ute*, as in "utilitiy" vehicle. You prattle on about being
misleading and don't find the term "pickup" to be the slightest bit
misleading at all?

I mean, what the **** does it "pick up"? :)

> Lift? what on Earth is a lift? someone booted me up the arse
> and I landed on the appropriate balcony?

A "lift" would be the box you get into that moves between floors so you
don't have to take the stairs.

An "elevator" is an American equivalent.

> The US folk certainly have their spelling mixed up, agree there.

That's because they don't speak English.

>> Have you considered emigrating?... In either direction. ;-)
>
> No.

Shame really, as it sounds like you don't like Australia very much.

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(John McKenzie)]

John_H wrote:
>

> When I was a kid we also had lavatories (at home and at school). None
> of those American euphemisms for the shithouse ever passed our lips
> (toilet still makes me cringe). :)

During the 60s when my old man was between bad marriages (sorry mum) he
lived at the family home for a while. Being from catholic stock, it was
a ****ing huge house (and not all the rooms refilled after ww2 thanks to
some ****s flying a dutch flag). So students used to board there too. At
the time it was mostly singapore/malay families worth a bundle sending
their kids to school. I'm reminded of the fact that most of the family
went away one summer, and dad stayed at the house. They all got back,
and one of the students was having dinner with them. In his best
English, he said to my grandmother 'may I be excused please, I must go
to the shithouse'. A few gasps (though to be honest, my grandmother
taught me a bunch of swearwords I didn't know) and then all glared at
dad. Before they left for the holiday, he would have said toilet, dad
'corrected' his English at every sly opportunity.



--
John McKenzie

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[Ext User(Dan---)]

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:01:13 +1100, Noddy PCM code reading says:

> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3a10a95e-d8a9-4c13-968f-

>
> You don't, but then you're a bit special.

Neither smells of diesel or petrol does not bother me.
My stomach is still in training for changing soiled nappies. :-/

--
Regards
Dan

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

On Feb 14, 2:01 pm, "Noddy" <m...@home.com> wrote:
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:3a10a95e-d8a9-4c13-968f-
>
> > Point being folk who point fingers at diesels as stinky need
> > to keep their fingers to themselves.
>
> I think you'll find the majority of people find the smell of diesels far
> more offensive than that of petrol powered vehicles.
>
> You don't, but then you're a bit special.

Meybe that car is broken, however to stink out the garage,
foyer, and elevator is fairly special, however I regard it as
a very offensive stench. I think I'd have to put
the bullbar of my diesel up against the wall and give it a kick
in the arse (not that the clutch would like that, the wall might
not either, and it's not my wall), to achieve the same effect,
and it would still smell better (might not be able to see though
it, but it would smell better).

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:40:17 +1000, John_H blathered on in :

> John Hudson wrote:
>>
>>I think garbage is ok, Old Farts might remember Aussie comedian Mo
>>McCackie (Roy Rene) 1891-1954 in the radio show "McCackie Mansions. One
>>of the characters was Spencer the Garbage Man played by Hal Lashwood
>>aka "Lasho." Garbos and Garbologists are part of the Australian idiom
>>as well.
>
> Might depend on where you're from. Frank Hardy (who's nearer to my era)
> certainly used all of those... the shitties and garbos belonged to the
> same union IIRC.
>
> Where I grew up, and where I now am (which is the opposite end of
> Australia) we still chuck our scraps to the chooks and cart our rubbish
> to the rubbish dump (which is clearly signposted as such).
>
> When I was a kid we also had lavatories (at home and at school). None
> of those American euphemisms for the shithouse ever passed our lips
> (toilet still makes me cringe). :)

Real architects call it a 'Bog'.




--
Toby

[Neddy]

I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
out the garbage.

"**** who farted in here?!?!?"

Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
the garbage room smelt a lot better.

I think it is the little petrol shitter Peugoet two away from mine
they
must have left running.

I'm not trolling, everyone knows I don't like petrol engines, however
is that stink really required?!?!??

I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
me,
but that was ****ing atrocious - Stunk out the foyer, garage area and
elevator.

Not Happy Jan.

Sounds like Ozone :-)