Mrs had a call from Mazda

[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy. Back
to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant glow to a
slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.

In that nutshell I don't think she would ever forgive Mazda and basically
gave them the Daryl. ;-)

I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)



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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:51:34 -0000, LSx-Australia
<enteremail@here.com> wrote:

>
>I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
>Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)

Why Dan.....Gunna buy one of them too?

Bwaaahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha!




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[Ext User(jackbadger56)]

On Jan 9, 9:51 am, LSx-Australia <enterem...@here.com> wrote:
> A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
> test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
> rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
> SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
> morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy. Back
> to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant glow to a
> slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>

Killer response from her! ;-D

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 15:16:31 -0800 (PST), jackbadger56
<castle56@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jan 9, 9:51 am, LSx-Australia <enterem...@here.com> wrote:
>> A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
>> test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
>> rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
>> SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
>> morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy. Back
>> to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant glow to a
>> slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
>> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
>> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>>
>
>Killer response from her! ;-D

Yeah, quite a mouth for early in the morning.
Must be a shit living with such a shit :)

The smiley is because I don't want my statement taken
seriously...apparently I want Danny Boy to like me?




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[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:16:31 -0800, jackbadger56 PCM code reading says:

All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to
>> test drive a new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff"
>> and hung up. Be me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>>
>>
> Killer response from her! ;-D

She speaks her mind really and sometimes there is no way of holding her
back. I avoid arguments like the plague with her because she is known to
win 99% of the time.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:28:47 -0000, LSx-Australia
<enteremail@here.com> wrote:

>. I avoid arguments like the plague with her because she is known to
>win 99% of the time.


Yeah,,,I can imagine you'd not be much of a challenge.

"you're wrong!"

"yes dear"




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[Ext User(Slip)]

"LSx-Australia" <enteremail@here.com> wrote in message
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snipped

All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.

more crap snipped

> --
> Regards
> Dan

Sounds as if she has been reading your love letters to Noddy to have a mouth
like that. Shame on her.

:>) smiley as per request.

Snip

[Ext User(Slip)]

"LSx-Australia" <enteremail@here.com> wrote in message
news:13o81pfl7u39ga4@corp.supernews.com...
> On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:16:31 -0800, jackbadger56 PCM code reading says:
>
> All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to
>>> test drive a new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff"
>>> and hung up. Be me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>>>
>>>
>> Killer response from her! ;-D
>
> She speaks her mind really and sometimes there is no way of holding her
> back. I avoid arguments like the plague with her because she is known to
> win 99% of the time.
>
> --
> Regards
> Dan

Which is why you carry on in here as an anonymous dipsh*t.

Slip

[Ext User(Daryl Walford)]

LSx-Australia wrote:
> A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
> test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
> rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
> SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
> morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy. Back
> to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant glow to a
> slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>
> In that nutshell I don't think she would ever forgive Mazda and basically
> gave them the Daryl. ;-)
>

She sounds like my kind of woman, I've never meet her and I'm in love:-)

> I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
> Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)

Don't hold your breath waiting.


Daryl

[Ext User(Daryl Walford)]

LSx-Australia wrote:
> On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:16:31 -0800, jackbadger56 PCM code reading says:
>
> All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to
>>> test drive a new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff"
>>> and hung up. Be me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>>>
>>>
>> Killer response from her! ;-D
>
> She speaks her mind really and sometimes there is no way of holding her
> back. I avoid arguments like the plague with her because she is known to
> win 99% of the time.
>

Well she is a she, not much point wasting your time arguing:-)
I like the way my wifes brother does things, he agrees with whatever his
wifes says then goes and does whatever he likes, it drives his wife nuts
which why she is his third wife:-)


Daryl

[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:07:55 +1100, Daryl Walford PCM code reading says:

> LSx-Australia wrote:
>> A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
>> test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
>> rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
>> SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
>> morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy.
>> Back to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant
>> glow to a slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to
>> test drive a new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff"
>> and hung up. Be me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>>
>> In that nutshell I don't think she would ever forgive Mazda and
>> basically gave them the Daryl. ;-)
>>
>>
> She sounds like my kind of woman, I've never meet her and I'm in love:-)

LOL mitts off mate she is mine!!. :-)

>
>> I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
>> Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)
>
> Don't hold your breath waiting.

Hey never know I could be the next Top gear host.
No kids would be watching so its not such a good idea. :-)

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[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:11:35 +1100, Daryl Walford PCM code reading says:


>>
> Well she is a she, not much point wasting your time arguing:-) I like
> the way my wifes brother does things, he agrees with whatever his wifes
> says then goes and does whatever he likes, it drives his wife nuts which
> why she is his third wife:-)

LOL.
I get away with making her think I am a complete pushover but then again
I do the odd surprise and say no. :-)Me and her are pretty easy going
until she gets her knickers in a clot errm not. :-)


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[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:18:13 +0000, LSx-Australia PCM code reading says:


>
> Hey never know I could be the next Top gear host. No kids would be
> watching so its not such a good idea. :-)

Wait that sounded bad!
make that No better not kids would be watching and it would have explicit
language. :-)

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[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Slip" <sww@everywhere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "LSx-Australia" <enteremail@here.com> wrote in message
> news:13o7vjmr0kpde56@corp.supernews.com...
>
> snipped
>
> All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
>> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
>> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>
> more crap snipped
>
>> --
>> Regards
>> Dan
>
> Sounds as if she has been reading your love letters to Noddy to have a
> mouth like that. Shame on her.
>
> :>) smiley as per request.
>
> Snip


I also forgot to ask who the fatherof the two kids cause a softcock like you
couldn't father them

Slip

[Ext User(Athol)]

LSx-Australia <enteremail@here.com> wrote:

> Hey never know I could be the next Top gear host.

You responded to the casting call ads on SBS for Topgear Australia?

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[Ext User(LSx-Australia)]

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:23:26 +0000, Athol PCM code reading says:

> LSx-Australia <enteremail@here.com> wrote:
>
>> Hey never know I could be the next Top gear host.
>
> You responded to the casting call ads on SBS for Topgear Australia?

Nope.
I just talking in jest really hosting a show or being on TV is not really
my kind of thing.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:30:52 -0000, LSx-Australia
<enteremail@here.com> wrote:


>Nope.
>I just talking in jest really hosting a show or being on TV is not really
>my kind of thing.

Bwaaahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhha!
Honestly!




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[Ext User(Scotty)]

"LSx-Australia" <enteremail@here.com> wrote in message
news:13o7vjmr0kpde56@corp.supernews.com...
>A Mazda dealer rang my mrs this morning to see if she was interested in
> test driving a new Mazda 6. I kind of felt sorry for the poor bloke who
> rang her up and ask such a question. After the pitfalls we had with the
> SP23 she had. As my mrs is pregnant (again) and she is having worse
> morning sickness than the first time I think its going to be a boy.

If its come early its a boy.
Cant wait to get out and spend the rest of thier life trying to get back in!

>Back
> to the phone call I can see her from going from a nice pregnant glow to a
> slate grey. All she said was "Oh I would be so delighted to test drive a
> new Mazda as long as I can drive it off a fucking cliff" and hung up. Be
> me as usual self I was laughing up my breakfast.
>
> In that nutshell I don't think she would ever forgive Mazda and basically
> gave them the Daryl. ;-)
>
> I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
> Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)

I wonder if anyone is hireing them out yet, I almost hired a Lambo Diablo in
Hawaii if it wasnt for the $20,000US bond if I stacked it.
I thought that Id hire an RT10 Viper for 12 hours one day on the last day of
the holiday for kicks but they had hired the two they had out for the whole
day.

Oh well, next time.

Scotty

[Ext User(ant)]

LSx-Australia wrote:
> I wouldn't mind a call from a dealer to let me test drive a Ferrari or
> Lamborghini or go overseas and test drive a Bugatti Veyron. :-)

A want a go in that Zonda thing. Wow!


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