3G iPhone to have fastest data plan ever on Telstra?

[Ext User(Alan Parkington)]

From
http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/14234.cfm

According to an anonymous official at Telstra, the upcoming 3G iPhone will
support a 42-megabit advanced 3G data connection in Australia, making it by
far the fastest data connection available for iPhones.

The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says that by
the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to the advanced HSPA+
wireless standard on Telstra's 3G network." The carrier hopes the move will
drive sales, and he cites that the connection will actually be faster than
most fixed-line broadband services.

Other sources have already claimed the Telstra is testing 3G iPhones and
that the launch should be "within 2 weeks" of Apple's unveiling of the phone
at this year's WWDC.

On the record, Telstra is set to launch a 21Mbps version of HSPA+ later this
year, with its speeds doubling by the end of 2009. In the US, AT&T has
reported that they will be offering a 20Mbps upgrade in 2009 for American
users.

[Ext User(Rod Speed)]

Alan Poxington <wanker@iarseaustralia.com.au> wrote

> From
> http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/14234.cfm

> According to an anonymous official at Telstra,

Which means this is pure drug crazed fantasy.

> the upcoming 3G iPhone will support a 42-megabit advanced 3G data connection in Australia, making it by far the
> fastest data connection available for iPhones.

Well whoopy fucking do.

> The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says
> that by the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to the advanced HSPA+ wireless standard on Telstra's 3G
> network."

Pity about NextG, fuckwit.

> The carrier hopes the move will drive sales,

Pity about NextG, fuckwit.

> and he cites that the connection will actually be faster than most fixed-line broadband services.

Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantasyland.

And pity about the cost, fuckwit.

> Other sources have already claimed the Telstra is testing 3G iPhones and that the launch should be "within 2 weeks" of
> Apple's unveiling of the phone at this year's WWDC.

You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.

> On the record, Telstra is set to launch a 21Mbps version of HSPA+ later this year,

Well whoopy fucking do.

> with its speeds doubling by the end of 2009.

So that pathetic excuse for bullshit about the iphone wont happen for YEARS.

> In the US, AT&T has reported that they will be offering a 20Mbps upgrade in 2009 for American users.

Yawn.

[Ext User(Rod Speed)]

Michael <michael@yahoo.com> wrote:

>>> The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says
>>> that by the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to
>>> the advanced HSPA+ wireless standard on Telstra's 3G network."

>> Pity about NextG, fuckwit.

> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you have never ever
had a fucking clue, you stupid pig ignorant dunny cleaning fuckwit child.

[Ext User(Will Kemp)]

Michael wrote:
>>> The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says
>>> that by the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to the
>>> advanced HSPA+ wireless standard on Telstra's 3G network."
>> Pity about NextG, fuckwit.
>
> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG

Can you translate that into English?

See what i mean about the "octopii"?

[Ext User(Michael)]

"Kwyjibo" <kwyjibo@ozdebate.remove.com> wrote in message
news:vPadnaJXvurLdN3VnZ2dnUVZ_tyknZ2d@westnet.com. au...
>
> "Michael" <michael@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Z%00k.6320$IK1.3387@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>> "Will Kemp" <will@xxxx.swaggie.net> wrote in message
>> news:%IN%j.46269$_c7.27637@newsfe16.ams2...
>>> Michael wrote:
>>>>>> The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says
>>>>>> that by the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to the
>>>>>> advanced HSPA+ wireless standard on Telstra's 3G network."
>>>>> Pity about NextG, fuckwit.
>>>>
>>>> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG
>>>
>>> Can you translate that into English?
>>
>> Insert "be" before the word "will"
>
> "Eh? HSPA+ be will on NextG"
> WTF??

Jumpin' Jesus.

"Insert "be" instead of the word "will""

Must be time for more meds (or more sleep)

[Ext User(Kwyjibo)]

"Michael" <michael@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Kwyjibo" <kwyjibo@ozdebate.remove.com> wrote in message
> news:vPadnaJXvurLdN3VnZ2dnUVZ_tyknZ2d@westnet.com. au...
>>
>> "Michael" <michael@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Z%00k.6320$IK1.3387@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>
>>> "Will Kemp" <will@xxxx.swaggie.net> wrote in message
>>> news:%IN%j.46269$_c7.27637@newsfe16.ams2...
>>>> Michael wrote:
>>>>>>> The official added that he has even seen the device in use and says
>>>>>>> that by the holiday season 2008 the phone will be upgraded "to to
>>>>>>> the advanced HSPA+ wireless standard on Telstra's 3G network."
>>>>>> Pity about NextG, fuckwit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG
>>>>
>>>> Can you translate that into English?
>>>
>>> Insert "be" before the word "will"
>>
>> "Eh? HSPA+ be will on NextG"
>> WTF??
>
> Jumpin' Jesus.
>
> "Insert "be" instead of the word "will""
>

"Eh? HSPA+ be on NextG"

Still makes no sense.

> Must be time for more meds (or more sleep)

Or an English lesson.

--
Kwyj.

[Ext User(Michael)]

>>>>>> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you translate that into English?
>>>>
>>>> Insert "be" before the word "will"
>>>
>>> "Eh? HSPA+ be will on NextG"
>>> WTF??
>>
>> Jumpin' Jesus.
>>
>> "Insert "be" instead of the word "will""
>>
>
> "Eh? HSPA+ be on NextG"
>
> Still makes no sense.
>
>> Must be time for more meds (or more sleep)
>
> Or an English lesson.

I give up

[Ext User(Will Kemp)]

Michael wrote:
>>>>>>> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG
>>>>>> Can you translate that into English?
>>>>> Insert "be" before the word "will"
>>>> "Eh? HSPA+ be will on NextG"
>>>> WTF??
>>> Jumpin' Jesus.
>>>
>>> "Insert "be" instead of the word "will""
>>>
>> "Eh? HSPA+ be on NextG"
>>
>> Still makes no sense.
>>
>>> Must be time for more meds (or more sleep)
>> Or an English lesson.
>
> I give up

No you don't.

[Ext User(Rod Speed)]

Michael <michael@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Eh? HSPA+ will on NextG
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can you translate that into English?
>>>>>
>>>>> Insert "be" before the word "will"
>>>>
>>>> "Eh? HSPA+ be will on NextG"
>>>> WTF??
>>>
>>> Jumpin' Jesus.
>>>
>>> "Insert "be" instead of the word "will""
>>>
>>
>> "Eh? HSPA+ be on NextG"
>>
>> Still makes no sense.
>>
>>> Must be time for more meds (or more sleep)
>>
>> Or an English lesson.
>
> I give up

A Jap would at least have the decency to disembowel itself.

Dont make a mess of the carpet.