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Hi and welcome :) it's very quiet in the phorum these days but enjoy. :boonie:
tuesday
24-01-2011, 09:44 PM
:dD
"you like this! this is cool!"
love you long time
hmmmmmm
Leroy Peterson
25-01-2011, 07:29 AM
theres an explanation for that...
post was deleted so i guess ill do the same
tuesday
31-01-2011, 03:49 PM
Hello,my name is tuesday and I'm new.
OK - no I'm not new....but I have a brand new computer and want to tell everyone
jokiin
31-01-2011, 04:36 PM
Hello,my name is tuesday and I'm new.
OK - no I'm not new....but I have a brand new computer and want to tell everyone
not new, Tuesday has been MIA for almost a year :p
montyb8
01-02-2011, 10:26 AM
not new, Tuesday has been MIA for almost a year :p
Yet she still manages to get her post count up. :)
Hello,my name is tuesday and I'm new.
OK - no I'm not new....but I have a brand new computer and want to tell everyone
I just read this and it made me giggle which is good because needed a laugh big or small.... welcome tuesday's new computer. :dD
MeanDean
09-02-2011, 05:23 PM
My name is Dean and I'm new, or at least I never introduced myself in this thread.... well actually I did I think. It was my first post and was written after searching the forum to see what someone who referred me here had been up to and it turned up the portal in the search results which I didn't understand was separate. As a result I thought the forum was full of nothing but extreme jerks, for example; Topic "How do I set up a TV aerial?" First 15 answers: "Are you a ****ing idiot. I wish there was a law that prevented your parents from breeding. There's an instruction manual for TV stuff. Wanna know where it is? Well if it was up your ass then you'd know where it is!!!"
I wasn't rude about it though, just stated that the place seemed to have a lot of rude people here. This pissed off two of the moderators who went on later to either have additional ego problems or felt that their position here wasn't boosting their ego enough anymore and they both left a long time ago.
Yeah so I never got a proper chance to introduce myself as a result:
My name is Dean. I like long walks on the beach when it results in sex, talking in the moonlight on warm summer nights when it results in sex, fine wines even though I don't drink - so I can pretend like I know what the hell I'm talking about in case I'm trying to fit it with poshy wankers for whatever reason, giving massages full body to hot naked women without towels. I almost forgot, I have an AWESOME sense of humour :bah: <--For example this killer use of the sheep smiley.
jokiin
09-02-2011, 09:13 PM
My name is Dean and I'm new, or at least I never introduced myself in this thread.... well actually I did I think. It was my first post and was written after searching the forum to see what someone who referred me here had been up to and it turned up the portal in the search results which I didn't understand was separate. As a result I thought the forum was full of nothing but extreme jerks, for example; Topic "How do I set up a TV aerial?" First 15 answers: "Are you a ****ing idiot. I wish there was a law that prevented your parents from breeding. There's an instruction manual for TV stuff. Wanna know where it is? Well if it was up your ass then you'd know where it is!!!"
I wasn't rude about it though, just stated that the place seemed to have a lot of rude people here. This pissed off two of the moderators who went on later to either have additional ego problems or felt that their position here wasn't boosting their ego enough anymore and they both left a long time ago.
Yeah so I never got a proper chance to introduce myself as a result:
My name is Dean. I like long walks on the beach when it results in sex, talking in the moonlight on warm summer nights when it results in sex, fine wines even though I don't drink - so I can pretend like I know what the hell I'm talking about in case I'm trying to fit it with poshy wankers for whatever reason, giving massages full body to hot naked women without towels. I almost forgot, I have an AWESOME sense of humour :bah: <--For example this killer use of the sheep smiley.
welcome Dean :)
Leroy Peterson
10-02-2011, 08:01 PM
you dont drink?? :confused:
Tsargrad
10-02-2011, 10:31 PM
If Dean doesn't drink, then I am really concerned by his posts.
Hermit
10-02-2011, 10:47 PM
If Dean doesn't drink, then I am really concerned by his posts.Don't bother. If he does not drink, the alternative and sufficient explanation for his posts is the fact that he was born and bred in the US of A. :PI
MeanDean
11-02-2011, 02:37 PM
lol. Just when I thought nobody came here anymore :p
I started drinking on and off when I was 12, weed at 14, had a job and spent every penny plus what I stole on just weed alone when I was 16, tried nearly everything else before I was 21, which is the legal drinking age in the states, tried crack when I was 23 and spent a lot of money on it for a long time afterwards. Herion addicts are undecided about which is worse, herion or US grade crack, there's no real consensus on the matter. I did that until I was just over 30. I used to split a 12 pack with a friend and would drink 8 to their 4 and I additionally take a benzo which amplifies alcohol. The name Mean Dean was self applied but well respected at the time. I think its dated today... I'll be 40 soon and I can feel it in some of my joints.
To answer the question though I haven't had a drink or illicit drug in coming on 9 years, the reason why is sort of obvious. I can't even go and play poker because I know I'll walk out drunk sooner rather than later.
MeanDean
11-02-2011, 02:38 PM
I almost forgot. I also had sex with Tuesday last Friday. Not very relevant but while I'm making myself out to be a hooligan...
MeanDean
11-02-2011, 02:40 PM
And Walli
MeanDean
11-02-2011, 02:40 PM
It was mostly just them though. I got bored halfway through.
jokiin
12-02-2011, 01:33 PM
I got bored halfway through.
I'm sure that will make them feel a lot better about it though :p
walli
12-02-2011, 07:57 PM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread :S
Leroy Peterson
13-02-2011, 09:33 AM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread :S
:D
and I can feel it in some of my joints
...i was going to laugh, but wasnt sure if that was an intended pun or not
MeanDean
13-02-2011, 01:52 PM
...i was going to laugh, but wasnt sure if that was an intended pun or notNo pun. I didn't even see it until you mentioned it now, so I can't have been clever enough to have said it...
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