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Bertie the Bunyip
14-11-2004, 10:43 PM
Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:

> I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him for a
> while.
>

IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue you've
been outclased,

Again


> Beware the netkops Bertie - you never see the real ones, because they're
> always behind you.
>

Yeah, right fjukwit.


Bertie

Andy
14-11-2004, 11:03 PM
On 14 Nov 2004 06:41:00 -0500, Bertie the Bunyip <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX>
wrote:

>Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
>onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:
>
>> I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him for a
>> while.
>>
>IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue you've
>been outclased,
>
>Again

On the contrary, I've been watching this little melee you've been
having with Sylvia over the last couple of days with mild amusement
and so far as I can see, she's not only wiped the floor with you, but
polished it several times with your hide to boot. :)

>> Beware the netkops Bertie - you never see the real ones, because they're
>> always behind you.
>>
>
>Yeah, right fjukwit.

That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.

Cheers...

>Bertie

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 12:43 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
news:Xns95A176D1A4B6AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
> onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:
>
> > I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him for a
> > while.
> >
>
> IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue
you've
> been outclased,

The tail thing is an interesting image. I'm thinking something akin to a
Komodo Dragon, maybe a little smaller, and herbivorous.

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 08:33 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn7n07$qkl$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A176D1A4B6AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
>> onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:
>>
>> > I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him
>> > for a while.
>> >
>>
>> IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue
> you've
>> been outclased,
>
> The tail thing is an interesting image. I'm thinking something akin
> to a Komodo Dragon, maybe a little smaller, and herbivorous.
>

I turned her into a newt!

Bwawhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahw!

bertie

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 08:43 AM
Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
onnews:9qhep0dsb4d13os5216sa960nstpobqd5f@4ax.com:

> On 14 Nov 2004 06:41:00 -0500, Bertie the Bunyip <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX>
> wrote:
>
>>Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
>>onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:
>>
>>> I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him
>>> for a while.
>>>
>>IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue
>>you've been outclased,
>>
>>Again
>
> On the contrary, I've been watching this little melee you've been
> having with Sylvia over the last couple of days with mild amusement
> and so far as I can see, she's not only wiped the floor with you, but
> polished it several times with your hide to boot. :)
>
>>> Beware the netkops Bertie - you never see the real ones, because
>>> they're always behind you.
>>>
>>
>>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>
> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
> she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.
>

Snort!

Bertie

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 09:23 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >
> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
> > she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.
> >
>
> Snort!

How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
.......................

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 09:23 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >
>> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
>> > she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.
>> >
>>
>> Snort!
>
> How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> ......................



Wel don't leave us in suspense!

BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.


Bertie

JL Grasso
15-11-2004, 10:13 AM
On 14 Nov 2004 16:42:53 -0500, Bertie the Bunyip <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote:

>Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>onnews:9qhep0dsb4d13os5216sa960nstpobqd5f@4ax.com:
>
>> On 14 Nov 2004 06:41:00 -0500, Bertie the Bunyip <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> drivveled on and
>>>onnews:41974361$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com .au:
>>>
>>>> I'm bored with Bertie now, so I think I'll go back to ignoring him
>>>> for a while.
>>>>
>>>IOW you're going to run awya wiht your tail between your legs becaue
>>>you've been outclased,
>>>
>>>Again
>>
>> On the contrary, I've been watching this little melee you've been
>> having with Sylvia over the last couple of days with mild amusement
>> and so far as I can see, she's not only wiped the floor with you, but
>> polished it several times with your hide to boot. :)
>>
>>>> Beware the netkops Bertie - you never see the real ones, because
>>>> they're always behind you.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>>
>> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
>> she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.
>>
>
>Snort!

I think he needs to scoot back a good bit more.

Jerry

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 10:13 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
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> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >> >
> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating that
> >> > she's become bored with you is quite credible from where I'm sitting.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Snort!
> >
> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> > ......................
>
>
>
> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>
> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.

I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the forehead? The
scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck? The big red nose? The
buck teeth? The foam around the lips? The gigantic head?

I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 10:23 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >> >
>> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating
>> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from where
>> >> > I'm sitting.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Snort!
>> >
>> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>> > ......................
>>
>>
>>
>> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>>
>> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>
> I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the forehead?
> The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck? The big red
> nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips? The gigantic head?
>
> I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>

Afraid not.

Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.


Bertie

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 10:23 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
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> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating
> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from where
> >> >> > I'm sitting.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Snort!
> >> >
> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> >> > ......................
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
> >>
> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
> >
> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the forehead?
> > The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck? The big red
> > nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips? The gigantic head?
> >
> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
> >
>
> Afraid not.
>
> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.

I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm sure.)

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 10:23 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her stating
>> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from where
>> >> >> > I'm sitting.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Snort!
>> >> >
>> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>> >> > ......................
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>> >>
>> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>> >
>> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the forehead?
>> > The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck? The big red
>> > nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips? The gigantic head?
>> >
>> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>> >
>>
>> Afraid not.
>>
>> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>
> I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm sure.)

Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.


bertie

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 10:33 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
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> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
stating
> >> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from where
> >> >> >> > I'm sitting.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Snort!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> >> >> > ......................
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
> >> >>
> >> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
> >> >
> >> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the forehead?
> >> > The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck? The big red
> >> > nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips? The gigantic head?
> >> >
> >> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Afraid not.
> >>
> >> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
> >
> > I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
sure.)
>
> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.

Party time! Toss me a Fresca ...........

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 10:53 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
> stating
>> >> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from
>> >> >> >> > where I'm sitting.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Snort!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>> >> >> > ......................
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>> >> >
>> >> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
>> >> > forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
>> >> > The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
>> >> > The gigantic head?
>> >> >
>> >> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Afraid not.
>> >>
>> >> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>> >
>> > I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
> sure.)
>>
>> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
>
> Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........

Fresca? You're one of those bastards?

Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.

Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there where
non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some people will
never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind develop a taste for
it?

Bastards!


Berti e

Galimatias
15-11-2004, 10:53 AM
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
>
>>
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>>>> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>>>>>> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>>>>>> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, right fjukwit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
>>>>>>>>>> stating that she's become bored with you is quite credible
>>>>>>>>>> from where I'm sitting.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Snort!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>>>>>>>> ......................
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
>>>>>> forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
>>>>>> The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
>>>>>> The gigantic head?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Afraid not.
>>>>>
>>>>> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>>>>
>>>> I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
>>>> sure.)
>>>
>>> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
>>
>> Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
>
> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
>
> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
>
> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
> where non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some
> people will never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind
> develop a taste for it?
>
> Bastards!
>
Fresca? That's a brand of tampons, isn't it?

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 10:53 AM
"Galimatias" <clamour@incoherence.org> drivveled on and
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> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>>> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>>>>> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>>>>>>>> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>>>>>>>>>> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, right fjukwit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
>>>>>>>>>>> stating that she's become bored with you is quite credible
>>>>>>>>>>> from where I'm sitting.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Snort!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>>>>>>>>> ......................
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
>>>>>>> forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
>>>>>>> The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
>>>>>>> The gigantic head?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Afraid not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
>>>>> sure.)
>>>>
>>>> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
>>>
>>> Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
>>
>> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
>>
>> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
>>
>> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
>> where non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some
>> people will never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind
>> develop a taste for it?
>>
>> Bastards!
>>
> Fresca? That's a brand of tampons, isn't it?

Hmm, maybe i was wrong.

Paul?


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AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 11:13 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
news:Xns95A1F1569D718ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> > news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> >> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> >> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >> >> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >> >> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >> >> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
> > stating
> >> >> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from
> >> >> >> >> > where I'm sitting.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Snort!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> >> >> >> > ......................
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
> >> >> > forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
> >> >> > The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
> >> >> > The gigantic head?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Afraid not.
> >> >>
> >> >> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
> >> >
> >> > I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
> > sure.)
> >>
> >> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
> >
> > Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
>
> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
>
> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
>
> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
where
> non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some people will
> never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind develop a taste for
> it?
>
> Bastards!

Eat your heart out!!

AbsolutelyCertain
15-11-2004, 11:13 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
news:Xns95A1F30BCA330ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> "Galimatias" <clamour@incoherence.org> drivveled on and
> onnews:fleql6c3nal8rc3.151120041047@127.0.0.1:
>
> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>
> >>>
> >>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >>> news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >>>> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >>>>>> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >>>>>>> news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >>>>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
> >>>>>>>> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>> news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
> >>>>>>>>>> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, right fjukwit.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
> >>>>>>>>>>> stating that she's become bored with you is quite credible
> >>>>>>>>>>> from where I'm sitting.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Snort!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
> >>>>>>>>> ......................
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
> >>>>>>> forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
> >>>>>>> The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
> >>>>>>> The gigantic head?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Afraid not.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
> >>>>> sure.)
> >>>>
> >>>> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
> >>>
> >>> Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
> >>
> >> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
> >>
> >> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
> >>
> >> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
> >> where non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some
> >> people will never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind
> >> develop a taste for it?
> >>
> >> Bastards!
> >>
> > Fresca? That's a brand of tampons, isn't it?
>
> Hmm, maybe i was wrong.
>
> Paul?

Really? I thought those were for cleaning my ears .............

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 11:23 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8s5e$svq$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1F30BCA330ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> "Galimatias" <clamour@incoherence.org> drivveled on and
>> onnews:fleql6c3nal8rc3.151120041047@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >>> news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >>>> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >>>>> news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >>>>>> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>> news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >>>>>>>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >>>>>>>> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>> news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >>>>>>>>>> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
>> >>>>>>>>>>> stating that she's become bored with you is quite credible
>> >>>>>>>>>>> from where I'm sitting.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> Snort!
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>> >>>>>>>>> ......................
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
>> >>>>>>> forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
>> >>>>>>> The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
>> >>>>>>> The gigantic head?
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Afraid not.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
>> >>>>> sure.)
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
>> >>>
>> >>> Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
>> >>
>> >> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
>> >>
>> >> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
>> >>
>> >> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
>> >> where non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some
>> >> people will never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind
>> >> develop a taste for it?
>> >>
>> >> Bastards!
>> >>
>> > Fresca? That's a brand of tampons, isn't it?
>>
>> Hmm, maybe i was wrong.
>>
>> Paul?
>
> Really? I thought those were for cleaning my ears .............
>

they could be put to good use around here to keep people form spewing
shit...

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip
15-11-2004, 11:23 AM
"AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
onnews:cn8s1f$sp0$0@pita.alt.net:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
> news:Xns95A1F1569D718ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> onnews:cn8ptb$op9$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95A1EDE1E7B67ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> onnews:cn8p29$naf$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> > news:Xns95A1EC7163EB1ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> >> onnews:cn8oeg$m82$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:Xns95A1E34C8BF2DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> >> "AbsolutelyCertain" <easily@entertained.not> drivveled on and
>> >> >> >> onnews:cn8leq$grc$0@pita.alt.net:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" <XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > news:Xns95A1DCBAB3A37ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ@216.128. 74.13...
>> >> >> >> >> Andy <ask_for_email@here.com> drivveled on and
>> >> >> >> >> >>Yeah, right fjukwit.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > That about sums up 99% of your contribution content. Her
>> > stating
>> >> >> >> >> > that she's become bored with you is quite credible from
>> >> >> >> >> > where I'm sitting.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Snort!
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > How does a totally self-absorbed person get bored, unless
>> >> >> >> > ......................
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Wel don't leave us in suspense!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> BTW, don't open your e-mail before dinner.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I did. Where are the horns? The eye in the center of the
>> >> >> > forehead? The scraggly beard? The veins popping in the neck?
>> >> >> > The big red nose? The buck teeth? The foam around the lips?
>> >> >> > The gigantic head?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I think it's a stand-in. Gotta be.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Afraid not.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Stare at it for a while. It gets scarier.
>> >> >
>> >> > I'm speechless. (This will cause great joy throughout Usenet, I'm
>> > sure.)
>> >>
>> >> Well, I've just cracked open a Tab to celebrate.
>> >
>> > Party time! Toss me a Fresca ........
>>
>> Fresca? You're one of those bastards?
>>
>> Everyone knows Fresca people will do ANYTHING for that garbage.
>>
>> Makes me ****ing sick. Don't you people see there's a world out there
> where
>> non-fersca drinkers are trodden on daily? A world where some people will
>> never get a chance to even taste a Fresca never mind develop a taste for
>> it?
>>
>> Bastards!
>
> Eat your heart out!!

Oh it;s just like you BASTARDS to gloat.


Bertie

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