Re: Santa Claus comes in your bed ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Bertie the Bunyip]

WeeSaul <¿weesaul@gmail.com?> sednews:Xns95A552F693DD3WeeSaul@216.168.3.44:

> Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> spewed forth:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:22:40 +0000 (UTC), the gods of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk demanded a sacrifice.
>> "pjm@see_my_sig_for_address.com"
>> <vvvvvvvvvXZ@XZbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbXZ.,XZXZX>, the Chosen One,
>> protested:
>>
>>>> You are in your bed, alone, nude.
>>>>
>>>> Suddenly and without warning, Santa Claus comes in your bed !
>>>>
>>>> What do you do?
>>
>> Wash the sheets, pronto.
>
> Ain't my job...
>
> That's why I have elves...
>

"cept for cleaning the toilet of course.

Bertie