Slow, very slow

[nsu]

We have lost our main uplink just after 6pm auEST. So accessing EYO web sites are very, very slow at the moment. I have been told by the IAP that it is a Sydney-wide problem. So looks like nothing can be done except wait.:(

[whizzfizz]

We have lost our main uplink just after 6pm auEST. So accessing EYO web sites are very, very slow at the moment. I have been told by the IAP that it is a Sydney-wide problem. So looks like nothing can be done except wait.:(

has it been fixed yet ? :p:D

[King Eric]

Doing a bit of leeching are we Nsu? ;);)

[whizzfizz]

Doing a bit of leeching are we Nsu? ;);)

he probably had a 56k modem back in 2002 :p :p

[BiggyRat]

Doing a bit of leeching are we Nsu? ;);)
Well HQ porn doesn't come without cost King :PI:dD

[whizzfizz]

Well HQ porn doesn't come without cost King :PI:dD

i'll take your word on that ;);)

[Hermit]

Thanks for informing us about the problem, Nsu, and it seems to have been fixed.

Now, would someone please move this thread to Site news, site suggestions and Feedback (http://phorums.com.au/forumdisplay.php?f=10), where it belongs? :p

[tuesday]

Thanks for informing us about the problem, Nsu, and it seems to have been fixed.

Now, would someone please move this thread to Site news, site suggestions and Feedback (http://phorums.com.au/forumdisplay.php?f=10), where it belongs? :p

After living in General Chat for almost 6 years?
:(

[Lizard Drinkin]

:eek: :mad: I thought this was a thread about Randi :( :cry:

[femme fatale]

I thought nsu was going to tell us how he likes fellatio performed.

[Lizard Drinkin]

I thought nsu was going to tell us how he likes fellatio performed.
Oh, I LOVE that opera :)

[femme fatale]

I bet you do :D

[Groggypoo]

My first thought was honestly that line from that Cat Stevens song,
Oh very young what will you leave us this time

[tuesday]

Oh, I LOVE that opera :)

I heard you were trying to perform that opera solo.

[Lizard Drinkin]

I heard you were trying to perform that opera solo.
:( Couldn't reach the deep notes, had to hire Barry White. :mad: That beard is really itchy.

[Hermit]

Oh, I LOVE that opera :)
Me too. For those who don't know what it's about, here is an explanation adapted from the Wikipedia: Fellatio (Op. 72) is an opera in two acts by Ludwig van Beethoven. It is Beethoven's only opera. The German libretto is by Joseph Sonnleithner from the French of Jean-Nicolas Bouilly. The opera tells how Leonore, disguised as a prison guard named "Fidelio", rescues her husband Florestan from death in a political prison.

As elsewhere in Beethoven's vocal music, the music is not especially kind to the singers. The principal parts of Leonore and Florestan, in particular, require great fellatial skill and endurance in order to project the necessary intensity, and top performances in these roles attract admiration.

Mhhhhhh. Fellatio in two acts, skill and endurance...

[BiggyRat]

Me too. For those who don't know what it's about, here is an explanation adapted from the Wikipedia: Fellatio (Op. 72) is an opera in two acts by Ludwig van Beethoven. It is Beethoven's only opera. The German libretto is by Joseph Sonnleithner from the French of Jean-Nicolas Bouilly. The opera tells how Leonore, disguised as a prison guard named "Fidelio", rescues her husband Florestan from death in a political prison.

As elsewhere in Beethoven's vocal music, the music is not especially kind to the singers. The principal parts of Leonore and Florestan, in particular, require great fellatial skill and endurance in order to project the necessary intensity, and top performances in these roles attract admiration.

Mhhhhhh. Fellatio in two acts, skill and endurance...Hmmmm was that confirmed by snopes? :PI:dD

[Hermit]

Hmmmm was that confirmed by snopes? :PI:dDSnopes? :eek: What's that?

[tashammer]

BOFH i know and read, but what is an NSU cos the last time i saw those words i was 19 and it stood for non-specific urethritis? he asked curiously.

[Hermit]

BOFH i know and read, but what is an NSU cos the last time i saw those words i was 19 and it stood for non-specific urethritis? he asked curiously.
Here is an NSU:
http://www.vea.qc.ca/vea/v/nobel59.jpg
NSU amalgamated with Auto Union, which later became known as Audi.


Alternatively, NSU stands for Non-Submersible U-boat. It was an Irish adaptation of a German design. The Irish navy abandoned the project after 99 sailors drowned while attempting to push-start the prototype.