Receiving signals from outer space ? ? ?

[Hans-Marc Olsen]

Someone is calling me all day and breathing heavily into the phone
"I'm your father".

What can I do?

[Rod Speed]

Hans-Marc Olsen <mallet_riveter (AT) yahoo (DOT) co.in> wrote in message
news:e1cc8b8.0411161934.793ec90f (AT) posting (DOT) google.com...

> Someone is calling me all day and breathing
> heavily into the phone "I'm your father".

> What can I do?

Hang yourself forthwith.

[Ivan Gotcha]

Call back.

[Michael]

"Hans-Marc Olsen" <mallet_riveter (AT) yahoo (DOT) co.in> wrote in message
news:e1cc8b8.0411161934.793ec90f (AT) posting (DOT) google.com...
> Someone is calling me all day and breathing heavily into the phone
> "I'm your father".
>
> What can I do?

report it to your carrier's unwelcome calls department
lodge a police report but they dont do anything

[Anthony Horan]

On 16 Nov 2004 19:34:41 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> Someone is calling me all day and breathing heavily into the phone
> "I'm your father".
>
> What can I do?

Try:

"Dad! Wondered where you'd gotten to! Listen, I'm in a bit of a jam and I
need to borrow $20,000. Can I come over and pick it up now?"

Either that, or it's a nutter Star Wars nerd that needs to be introduced to
the fact that the opposite sex actually exists.

[John Phillips]

On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:34:41 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> Someone is calling me all day and breathing heavily into the phone
> "I'm your father".
>
> What can I do?

You should say "Is that you, Roddles?"

[Adrian]

"Hans-Marc Olsen" <mallet_riveter (AT) yahoo (DOT) co.in> wrote in message
news:e1cc8b8.0411161934.793ec90f (AT) posting (DOT) google.com...
> Someone is calling me all day and breathing heavily into the phone
> "I'm your father".
>
> What can I do?

Don't forget his birthday next year, or it will start all over again.

[Charlie Wong]

On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 05:17:39 +1100, John Phillips
<flatulantdingo (AT) deadspam (DOT) com> wrote:

>You should say "Is that you, Roddles?"

LOL

[Shpalman]

It's the demtel guy!