Hehehe

[BNE]

A guy was given a loaded gun with three bullets. He turned a corner and was
confronted by John Howard, Mark Latham and Guy Sebastian. With his first
shot he killed Guy Sebastian, then shot him again, and then again, just to
be sure

[Fatbat]

"BNE" <bne@bne.com> wrote in message
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> A guy was given a loaded gun with three bullets. He turned a corner and
was
> confronted by John Howard, Mark Latham and Guy Sebastian. With his first
> shot he killed Guy Sebastian, then shot him again, and then again, just to
> be sure

Sorry mate. aus.jokes where you should be at.

[W]

"Fatbat" <spokesman_for_the_fbi@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "BNE" <bne@bne.com> wrote in message
> news:DpFod.457$2j4.6532@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
> > A guy was given a loaded gun with three bullets. He turned a corner and
> was
> > confronted by John Howard, Mark Latham and Guy Sebastian. With his
first
> > shot he killed Guy Sebastian, then shot him again, and then again, just
to
> > be sure
>
> Sorry mate. aus.jokes where you should be at.

Seemed to fit in here fine - afterall atv is a bit of a joke atm.

[Luke Webber]

BNE wrote:
> A guy was given a loaded gun with three bullets. He turned a corner and was
> confronted by John Howard, Mark Latham and Guy Sebastian. With his first
> shot he killed Guy Sebastian, then shot him again, and then again, just to
> be sure

Nah. He pumped two shots into Sebastian's chest, but the bastard was
still singing. So he put the last shot into his own brain just to be
sure he didn't have to hear any more.

Luke

[Fred Ferd.]

"BNE" <bne@bne.com> wrote in message
news:DpFod.457$2j4.6532@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
>A guy was given a loaded gun with three bullets. He turned a corner and
>was
> confronted by John Howard, Mark Latham and Guy Sebastian. With his first
> shot he killed Guy Sebastian, then shot him again, and then again, just to
> be sure

what about celebraty millionaire ?

What is the well known hair style worn by guy sebastian ?

a. bulb top b. big top . c. cock top. d. frizz top

(I was expecting him to say it was 'big top' )