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Bruno Beam
21-12-2004, 08:03 PM
He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

veritas
21-12-2004, 08:33 PM
Bruno Beam wrote:
> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

Tell me who shit on you and I will shake his hand....

DalienX
21-12-2004, 08:43 PM
Bruno Beam wrote:

> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

He better eat a lot of baked beans then, some countrys have more cars
than people.

--
DalienX

hippo
21-12-2004, 09:23 PM
>He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

You sleigh me ....

Knobdoodle
21-12-2004, 09:33 PM
"DalienX" <somewhere@earth.com> wrote in message
news:SbSxd.83008$K7.51653@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Bruno Beam wrote:
>
>> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...
>
> He better eat a lot of baked beans then, some countrys have more cars
> than people.
>
Eh?!!?
What countries?
(And Southside Ford Country doesn't count!)
--
Knob
"Spooky; you are BEYOND dumb!"
"Well, I suppose I must be to keep answering your silly dribble." (for
another 10 posts) Spooky.

abacus
22-12-2004, 01:23 AM
"hippo" <johnh@nospam.shoal.net.au> wrote in message
news:cc49d1bfc224fcee0706e47cb057f5b8@localhost.ta lkaboutautos.com...
> >He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...
>
> You sleigh me ....
>

Claus for complaint?

Diesel Dog
22-12-2004, 08:13 AM
Bruno Beam wrote:

> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

You still believe in Santa ?

--
Regards Dan

Diesel Damo
22-12-2004, 08:33 AM
> You still believe in Santa ?

He also believes that researching time travel is "an insult to God" and
that Sodom was nuked by God because they were time travelling. I'm sure
it would be quite entertaining if this troll wrote down all his beliefs
in a list =)

david
22-12-2004, 01:53 PM
Diesel Dog wrote:
> Bruno Beam wrote:
>
>> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...
>
>
> You still believe in Santa ?
>
He is confused with the Sanity Clause in his release papers.

David Springthorpe
23-12-2004, 09:43 AM
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 05:13:42 -0500, "hippo" <johnh@nospam.shoal.net.au> wrote:

>You sleigh me ....

Please rein yourself in, deer, or we'll cum down your chimney.....

DS

Mike
23-12-2004, 12:33 PM
Bruno Beam wrote in message
<9f63c9ae.0412210057.1733fcc4@posting.google.com>...
>He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...

That's fine. But now that I finally found someone who knows Santa can you
pass my list onto him?

1. Beer
2. Kegs
3. Bar for the house
4. Beer Glasses
5. Beer Hat
6. Beer T-Shirt
7. Stubbie holder
8. Direct plumbing to my "Keg" on my new "Bar" from Coopers factory.
9. Beer Goggles(I have been given several pairs while at the pub but must
loose them on the journey home?).
10. TROLL DOLL

hippo
23-12-2004, 05:43 PM
... assisted no doubt by Brian the Brown-Nosed Reindeer ...
just as fast as Rudolf, but no brakes

Albm&ctd
23-12-2004, 08:03 PM
On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:05:23 +1100, Diesel Dog <whatfor?@000.com>
wrote:

>Bruno Beam wrote:
>
>> He will shit on them, everytime he sees a car ...
>
>You still believe in Santa ?
>
SShhhhh.. don't want to upset Spooky.

Al

I don't take sides. It's more fun to insult everyone.
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