Re: i'm might be moving to california...

[j r sherman]

In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
>
>"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
>sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>>>
>>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
>>>
>>> Typos fixed.
>>
>> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth. We
>> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on a
>> wall.
>
>naturally.
>
>
>You were drawn there, right?
>
>
>In shit, probably.
>
>Bertie

Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely psycho-loser
was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the desert. either
way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more than likely
he thought about California sometime in 1976, and by now it's ballooned into the
self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60, which
isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a member of the
Eagles back in 1976.

it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on the
street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having a
relationship.

when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.

love and kisses,

j r sherman


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[Renay St. James]

"j r sherman" <jrst@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:cslv310i9v@drn.newsguy.com...
> In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
> >
> >"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
> >sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Peter J Ross wrote:
> >>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
> >>>
> >>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
> >>>
> >>> Typos fixed.
> >>
> >> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth. We
> >> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on a
> >> wall.
> >
> >naturally.
> >
> >
> >You were drawn there, right?
> >
> >
> >In shit, probably.
> >
> >Bertie
>
> Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely
psycho-loser
> was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the desert.
either
> way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more than
likely
> he thought about California sometime in 1976,

he's been to Reno, Fargo, Minnesota, Sarasota...

*snort*

and by now it's ballooned into the
> self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60,
which
> isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a member
of the
> Eagles back in 1976.
>
> it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on the
> street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having a
> relationship.
>
> when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.
>
> love and kisses,
>
> j r sherman

if he moves here I'm calling Arnold!

Renay

[Barbara's Cat]

In article <cslv310i9v@drn.newsguy.com>,
j r sherman <jrst@earthlink.net> said:

> In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
> >
> >"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
> >sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Peter J Ross wrote:
> >>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
> >>>
> >>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
> >>>
> >>> Typos fixed.
> >>
> >> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth. We
> >> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on a
> >> wall.
> >
> >naturally.
> >
> >
> >You were drawn there, right?
> >
> >
> >In shit, probably.
> >
> >Bertie
>
> Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely psycho-loser
> was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the desert. either
> way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more than likely
> he thought about California sometime in 1976, and by now it's ballooned into the
> self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60, which
> isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a member of the
> Eagles back in 1976.
>
> it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on the
> street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having a
> relationship.
>
> when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.

Just as Chuckie is about to take his last breath, laying on his death
bed watching "his life" pass before his eyes, a notice will pop up:

"Please Rewind Tape Before Returning It to Block Buster Video Rentals".

--
Cm~

[Bertie the Bunyip]

j r sherman <jrst@earthlink.net> sednews:cslv310i9v@drn.newsguy.com:

> In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
>>
>>"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
>>sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>>>>
>>>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
>>>>
>>>> Typos fixed.
>>>
>>> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth.
>>> We went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit
>>> on a wall.
>>
>>naturally.
>>
>>
>>You were drawn there, right?
>>
>>
>>In shit, probably.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely
> psycho-loser was referring to the time when the Manson family was out
> in the desert. either way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at
> either location. more than likely he thought about California sometime
> in 1976, and by now it's ballooned into the self-belief that he was
> actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60, which isn't too far away
> for him, he'll be telling people that he was a member of the Eagles
> back in 1976.
>
> it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on
> the street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're
> having a relationship.
>
> when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.

he he. I didn;t actually believe him!
Stil all his B makes god fodder for jokes.

Bertie

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[Daedalus]

On 19 Jan 2005 07:41:21 -0800, j r sherman <jrst@earthlink.net>,
wrote:

>In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
>>
>>"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
>>sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>>>>
>>>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
>>>>
>>>> Typos fixed.
>>>
>>> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth. We
>>> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on a
>>> wall.
>>
>>naturally.
>>
>>
>>You were drawn there, right?
>>
>>
>>In shit, probably.
>>
>>Bertie
>
>Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely psycho-loser
>was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the desert. either
>way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more than likely
>he thought about California sometime in 1976, and by now it's ballooned into the
>self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60, which
>isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a member of the
>Eagles back in 1976.
>
>it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on the
>street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having a
>relationship.
>
>when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.
>

I think one of the most pathetic aspects of Dorkus Geriatricus is that
anytime a famous person or event is mentioned he tries to tell us he
knows about it first hand.

I remember a kid I went to grade school with who was like that. He
wanted to be liked sooo badly that he or his Dad knew every pro
athlete and movie star on the planet. It became so ridiculaous that,
after a while he was either group mocked or beaten up every time he
opened his mouth, just for lying. It was kind of sad to see when it
was an eight year old. When it's a sixty year old, it kind of makes
you want to puke.

Jade

[felon_def_ears]

j r sherman wrote:
> In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
> >
> >"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
> >sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Peter J Ross wrote:
> >>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
> >>>
> >>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
> >>>
> >>> Typos fixed.
> >>
> >> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth.
We
> >> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on
a
> >> wall.
> >
> >naturally.
> >
> >
> >You were drawn there, right?
> >
> >
> >In shit, probably.
> >
> >Bertie
>
> Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely
psycho-loser
> was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the
desert. either
> way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more
than likely
> he thought about California sometime in 1976, and by now it's
ballooned into the
> self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60,
which
> isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a
member of the
> Eagles back in 1976.

I didn't say there were caves near Spahn Ranch, dumbass. I lived in the
Los Angeles area for a little over a year. Canoga Park, Woodland
Hills...
>
> it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on
the
> street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having
a
> relationship.

What the fuck?
>
> when you're as pathetic as chuckles, delusion is all you really have.

You don't know shit about me.
>
> love and kisses,
>
> j r sherman
>
>
> --
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> Zombie last night."
> Roky Erikson
> ------------------------------------------------------------------

[Barbara's Cat]

In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:

> You don't know shit about me.

"And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little harder
when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght

--
Cm~

[felon_def_ears]

Barbara's Cat wrote:
> In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
> failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
>
> > You don't know shit about me.
>
> "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
> I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
> support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
harder
> when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>

You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.
> --
> Cm~

[Barbara's Cat]

In article <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
> > failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
> >
> > > You don't know shit about me.
> >
> > "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
> > I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
> > support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
> > harder when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>
> You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
> writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.

"I took the crosstown San Souci bus to the Family Dollar Store. They
had this crazy sale. I bought three pairs of Spaulding men's meshed
jogging shorts, 2 Spaulding meshed sleeveless t-shirts, one pair of
tennis shoes, 6 pairs of underwear, 6 pairs of white low cut socks,
1 pair of sunglasses, and a bottle of generic Old Spice after shave.
Total cost: $40.13. Can I shop for a bargain or what? That $50.00
bonus came in handy." - Chuckles Lysaght, Trained Fighter/Killer

A promise is a promise.

--
Cm~

[Ued]

In article <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz says...
>
>
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
> > failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
> >
> > > You don't know shit about me.
> >
> > "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
> > I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
> > support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
> harder
> > when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
> >
>
> You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
> writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.

It fucking looks like fucking Chuckles is fucking on the fucking verge
of a fucking meltdown.

Either that, or his New Year's resolution was to drop an F-bomb in every
sentence this year.

[Bertie the Bunyip]

"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
sednews:1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googleg roups.com:

>
>
> j r sherman wrote:
>> In article <cski01$6m6$2@pita.alt.net>, Bertie the Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
>> >sednews:1106099504.934921.115800@z14g2000cwz.googl egroups.com:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Peter J Ross wrote:
>> >>> On Wednesday 19 January, felon_def_ears wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>> >>>
>> >>> > spahn movie ranch. heh...
>> >>>
>> >>> Typos fixed.
>> >>
>> >> I've actually been there. Back in 1976 I spent time in Chatsworth.
> We
>> >> went to a small cave where the Manson family scrolled some shit on
> a
>> >> wall.
>> >
>> >naturally.
>> >
>> >
>> >You were drawn there, right?
>> >
>> >
>> >In shit, probably.
>> >
>> >Bertie
>>
>> Bertie, there are no caves near the Spahn ranch. more than likely
> psycho-loser
>> was referring to the time when the Manson family was out in the
> desert. either
>> way, it's highly unlikely that he was ever at either location. more
> than likely
>> he thought about California sometime in 1976, and by now it's
> ballooned into the
>> self-belief that he was actually there. i'm sure by the time he's 60,
> which
>> isn't too far away for him, he'll be telling people that he was a
> member of the
>> Eagles back in 1976.
>
> I didn't say there were caves near Spahn Ranch, dumbass. I lived in the
> Los Angeles area for a little over a year. Canoga Park, Woodland
> Hills...
>>
>> it's like what he does with the women in his life. he sees a woman on
> the
>> street, and the next thing you know, in his own mind, they're having
> a
>> relationship.
>
> What the fuck?


Exactly what those girls think when they see you spooking down the street.

bertie

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[Bertie the Bunyip]

"felon_def_ears" <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>
sednews:1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googl egroups.com:

>
>
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>> In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
>> failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
>>
>> > You don't know shit about me.
>>
>> "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
>> I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
>> support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
> harder
>> when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>>
>
> You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
> writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.

Who exakkery are you? And why do you seem to think you are me?


Chuck Shannon Lysaght.


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[Bertie the Bunyip]

Ued <unter@der.tablen.sten>
sednews:MPG.1c58b83b4ff6b9c798969e@news.alt.net:

> In article <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
> theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz says...
>>
>>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>> > In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
>> > failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
>> >
>> > > You don't know shit about me.
>> >
>> > "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
>> > I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
>> > support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
>> harder
>> > when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>> >
>>
>> You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
>> writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.
>
> It fucking looks like fucking Chuckles is fucking on the fucking verge
> of a fucking meltdown.

He looks that way to me all the fucking time!


Bertie

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[Rob Evans]

In message <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
felon_def_ears <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> writes
>
>
>Barbara's Cat wrote:
>> In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
>> failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
>>
>> > You don't know shit about me.
>>
>> "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
>> I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
>> support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
>harder
>> when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>>
>
>You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
>writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.
>> --
They were your words, Charles. Why do they touch a nerve?

Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.

[Peter J Ross]

On Wednesday 19 January, Ued wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> In article <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
> theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz says...
>>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>> > In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
>> > failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
>> >
>> > > You don't know shit about me.
>> >
>> > "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
>> > I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
>> > support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
>> > harder
>> > when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
>> >
>>
>> You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
>> writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.

> It fucking looks like fucking Chuckles is fucking on the fucking verge
> of a fucking meltdown.

That sometimes fucking happens when a fucking woman has fucking
laughed at him after he fucking asked her for a fucking date.

> Either that, or his New Year's resolution was to drop an F-bomb in every
> sentence this year.

I have hopes that he'll learn what G, H and I are before the end of
the decade.

As in Googly-eyed Hebephrenic Ignoramus.

PJR :-)
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[Barbara's Cat]

In article <dBS3z9BdJ97BFwVP@mla001.demon.co.uk>,
Rob Evans <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> said:

> In message <1106174972.015160.204680@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
> felon_def_ears <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> writes
> >
> >
> >Barbara's Cat wrote:
> >> In article <1106172339.372423.4770@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.co m>,
> >> failure_no_show <bullshitonthebike@verypedo.moron> said:
> >>
> >> > You don't know shit about me.
> >>
> >> "And it's only me here in this house. I don't live with my parents.
> >> I don't have a spouse, or children. I live alone. I have no emotional
> >> support from anybody, which is okay, but it makes things a little
> >harder
> >> when life kicks you in the fucking balls." -- Charles S Lysaght
> >>
> >
> >You're fucking obsessed with me. You can't go one fucking day without
> >writing about me or to me. Not one fucking day, Barbie.
>
> They were your words, Charles. Why do they touch a nerve?

Being the kind-hearted sympathetic guy I am and knowing Chuck
suffers from Alzheimer's disease (he tends to forget details
like: it was a baby, not a teenager; date of the Chuck Lysaght
Live Performance! at the Starlite Café) I'm simply assisting
Chuck with remembering some of the great things he's wrote.

As always, I'm here to help.

--
Cm~