Be careful what you wish for...

[MeanDean]

Granted, we now all wear loincloths and live in spaceships decorated like the 1060's but no one knows why except for me.


I wish loincloths would come back into fashion.

[Livvie7586]

granted, but as they're only for males, all the females in the world would have a good laugh and never go near a guy again


i wish i could hurry up and finish the housework

[MeanDean]

Granted, here's my loincloth to clean the toilet with :p


I wish television had been invented with a round screen instead of rectangular.

[Livvie7586]

granted, but then we'd miss out on half the things that happened on the screen.

i wish i had more moments like this (everyone else in the house is asleep)

[debs]

i wish i had more moments like this (everyone else in the house is asleep) Granted, but now you are surrounded by lots of packets of

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I wish that all good things really did come to those who wait :rolleyes: :)

[kthemusicalkat]

granted but by the time the good things come, we're all old to enjoy them.

I wish I had a clone to send to work so I could stay home and enjoy life.

[Livvie7586]

granted-but the clone can only say three sentances, so ur soon found out

i wish i didn't have to make dinner tonight

[cheekyandcute]

granted- but you'll feel really hungry in the morning and sick


I wish i didn't have school tommorrow

[Livvie7586]

granted-but you miss something vital and can't finish an important assignment, so you have to repeat the year


i wish these lollies weren't so addictive

[cheekyandcute]

granted- but you'll find you are addicted to everyting else!




I wish i had my own computer

[Livvie7586]

granted-but its that old you can't post on here

i wish i had a genie to do my housework

[tuesday]

Granted - but he is a very fussy one and doesn't believe in possessions,so you now have a empty house.

I wish it was Summer.

[debs]

I wish it was Summer. Granted - but with Summer comes bushfires :eek: :cry:

I wish all diseases could be eradicated so that no-one could be sick ever again :)

[Livvie7586]

granted- but then the world would be overpopulated and we'd have to start culling the elders


i wish i had something yummy in the house

[cheekyandcute]

granted- but you'll find out that it is really a mirage and you are eating old socks

i wish i got more freebies =]

[Livvie7586]

granted-but they're all horrible ones that no-one else wanted


i wish i didn't have to go out again

[cheekyandcute]

Granted- but you'll never see daylight again

I wish i wasn't so tired right now...

[Livvie7586]

granted, but then you can't sleep tonight

i wish my son would eat his dinner

[cheekyandcute]

granted- but you'll force feed it to him and he''l vomit it back up

I wish i had a cute outfit for my friends'd party!

[Livvie7586]

granted, but as soon as you get there someone spills red drink all over the front of it, and it can never be worn again


i wish hubby would hurry up and finish work