Be careful what you wish for...

[BiggyRat]

Granted, but it's the next target of an A-bomb :eek:

I wish Biggy started suffering from erectile dysfunction *giggles maniacally*Hey! I'm married, what difference does that make? The only use the "old fella" gets is to wee out of :mad:

I wish I was never married. Either time.

[Hermit]

I wish Biggy started suffering from erectile dysfunction *giggles maniacally*

Granted, but so does each and every man you take a fancy to. (I only dare say this because I know how intensely you dislike hate me. :p )

I wish I could teleport myself exactly where I want to be at any time.

[femme fatale]

I wish I could teleport myself exactly where I want to be at any time.



Granted, but when you get there the scenery has changed and you want to leave. :eek: :dD


I wish that this post gets sent before someone else beats me to it. :cool:


edit: looks like that one is granted ;)


I wish that there were more hours in the day.

[rosetintedaura]

I wish that there were more hours in the day.
Granted, but you will loose your arms and legs, leaving you unable to enjoy the extra time :rolleyes:

I wish I could do magic tricks :D

[Diabolical]

Granted, but you will loose your arms and legs, leaving you unable to enjoy the extra time :rolleyes:

I wish I could do magic tricks :D

Granted but you sprout a penis between your eyes, causing you to be shunned by the population in general and no one wants to see your tricks.

I wish my washing would finish so I could hang it up and get the hell outta here.

[Diabolical]

Granted, but so does each and every man you take a fancy to. (I only dare say this because I know how intensely you dislike hate me. :p )


Hhhmmm that means there's a few in this forum that are now impotent :p

[rosetintedaura]

I wish my washing would finish so I could hang it up and get the hell outta here.
Granted, but your washing machine blows up and in future you have to do it all by hand :D

I wish I had x-ray vision :rolleyes:

[SHY]

Granted, but your washing machine blows up and in future you have to do it all by hand :D

I wish I had x-ray vision :rolleyes:

Granted, but all men are fat and you get to see them naked. :dD

I wish no one was poor.

[JenniV]

Granted, but all men are fat and you get to see them naked. :dD

I wish no one was poor.

Granted, No one is no longer poor but with so much more money everyone becomes greedy and start killing each other, so no one is poor but all dead.

I wish all men have no penis.

[harvs]

Granted, No one is no longer poor but with so much more money everyone becomes greedy and start killing each other, so no one is poor but all dead.

I wish all men have no penis.

Granted, but to combat the need for procreation, women start growing penises instead.

I wish there was no need to put petrol in cars.

[Hermit]

I wish there was no need to put petrol in cars.

Granted. All cars run on hydrogen now and the only emission is harmless water vapour. Unfortunately the production of the hydrogen fuel is twice as damaging to the environment as petrol.

I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.

[cos]

Granted but she didn't listen to her mother so she taught you all the wrong things anyway...

I wish I had a brilliant chef that cooks to perfection all the meal that the family enjoy...

[Pictureresque]

Granted. But the chef cooks the same thing everyday, You get sick of it and have an eating disorder.

I wish for happiness.

[Diabolical]

Granted but she didn't listen to her mother so she taught you all the wrong things anyway...

I wish I had a brilliant chef that cooks to perfection all the meal that the family enjoy...

Granted but you all develop sinus problems and lose your ability to taste anything so it makes no difference anyway.

*Edit* You do this on purpose, don't you? :rolleyes:


I wish for money.

Granted but everything becomes free and your money is redundant


I wish someone would come over and re-pot this suicidal tree for me so I could sit on my butt and do nada.

[Pictureresque]

Beat you to it Diabolical. :dD

[Hermit]

Granted but she didn't listen to her mother so she taught you all the wrong things anyway...

Just as well I didn't listen then, ay? It's all good. :)

Oh, hang on a sec! What are you saying about my mother there? :eek: :mad:

[cos]

I wish someone would come over and re-pot this suicidal tree for me so I could sit on my butt and do nada.

Granted, but the suicidal tree has a death wish and its wish is granted too :)

I wish someone could take over all my intellectually computer challenged clients but I still get the money I would earn off them

[SHY]

Granted, but the suicidal tree has a death wish and its wish is granted too :)

I wish someone could take over all my intellectually computer challenged clients but I still get the money I would earn off them

Granted, but the money they make they keep it and you don't get it.

I wish I didn't have to cook every night.

[Diabolical]

Granted, but the money they make they keep it and you don't get it.

I wish I didn't have to cook every night.

Granted but you starve to death :dD

I wish I was 10 years younger.

[kissthegirls]

Granted, but the money they make they keep it and you don't get it.

I wish I didn't have to cook every night.

granted but anything that anyone else cooked would make u throw up violently and projectile it all over the place.

i wish that my body didnt need plastic surgery.