Be careful what you wish for...

[ExecutoR]

This is a fun game that I picked up from another forum. Here's what you do:

-You wish for something.
-The next person makes it into a bad thing.
-That person wishes for something.
-Repeat.

Example:

Person 1: "I wish for a Corvette."
Person 2: "Granted, but you had to steal it from an angry old casino owner who puts a price on your head."
Person 2: "Now, I wish for rock-hard abs"

And so on...

The bad thing has to be related to the thing that the person wished for, i.e. it can't be "Granted, but for some reason a safe falls on your head."

I'll start with...

I wish for my own island...

[BiggyRat]

I'll start with...

I wish for my own island...
Granted, but there are no women, men, food or fresh water anywhere to be found (and no way off it) :dD

[Tonti]

Granted, but there are no women, men, food or fresh water anywhere to be found (and no way off it) :dD
Make a wish...

[BiggyRat]

Make a wish...I wish for Alyssa Milano lying naked on my bed wanting me to jump aboard as it were (she's alive of course) and I'm fully functional :dD (gotta try to cover all bases on this wish!)

[Ozeagle]

I wish for Alyssa Milano lying naked on my bed wanting me to jump aboard as it were (she's alive of course) and I'm fully functional :dD (gotta try to cover all bases on this wish!)
Granted, unfortunately you're on Executor's island. :(

I wish SMS language was dead and everybody knew how to spell!

[BiggyRat]

Granted, unfortunately you're on Executor's island. :(

I wish SMS language was dead and everybody knew how to spell!Bastard! I knew I left a loophole! :mad: :dD Hey! Executors Island has no women! What's Alyssa? Dunno that did beat the loophole :dD

[harvs]

Granted, unfortunately you're on Executor's island. :(

I wish SMS language was dead and everybody knew how to spell!

I've been thinking... but I can't come up with any way to make that into a bad thing! Ah, bliss.

[siliegrrl]

Granted, unfortunately you're on Executor's island. :(

I wish SMS language was dead and everybody knew how to spell!

Granted, but no one knows how to use grammar :dD

I wish for $1 million australian dollars :D

[BiggyRat]

Granted, but no one knows how to use grammar :dD

I wish for $1 million australian dollars :DGranted, but you live on Executor's Island where it's worth about 20c (plus as already discussed, there's no women, men, food, drink etc, so you couldn't spend it on anything anyway) :dD

I wish for world peace

[Hermit]

Granted, unfortunately you're on Executor's island. :(

I wish SMS language was dead and everybody knew how to spell!

SMS has vanished from the face of the earth and everybody who is capable of writing at all is spelling every word perfectly. Furthermore, errors in grammar and punctuation have become a thing of the past. (Well, almost)

Unfortunately everything that is being written so correctly and eloquently now, makes less sense than any of dvd_beetle's rants.

I wish all the misery of la bete humaine was abolished forever.

(there is a very obvious counter to that)

[Groggypoo]

SMS has vanished from the face of the earth and everybody who is capable of writing at all is spelling every word perfectly. Furthermore, errors in grammar and punctuation have become a thing of the past. (Well, almost)

Unfortunately everything that is being written so correctly and eloquently now, makes less sense than any of dvd_beetle's rants.

I wish all the misery of la bete humaine was abolished forever.

(there is a very obvious counter to that)
bit oughta sync there...?

[Groggypoo]

Granted, but you live on Executor's Island where it's worth about 20c (plus as already discussed, there's no women, men, food, drink etc, so you couldn't spend it on anything anyway) :dD

I wish for world peace

Granted, except we get invaded by aliens (just like in the simpsons - der)

I Wish for a latest model ipod that works perfectly and has plenty of battery and all my favourite songs (so it dont matter if im on no stinkin island)

[BiggyRat]

Granted, except we get invaded by aliens (just like in the simpsons - der)

I Wish for a latest model ipod that works perfectly and has plenty of battery and all my favourite songs (so it dont matter if im on no stinkin island)No, Granted, but it is full of all the songs you hate the most, and cannot be recorded over (and you are still on the island BTW) :PI

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive

[ExecutoR]

BIGGY you have to REMEMBER TO POST YOUR WISH...

[BiggyRat]

BIGGY you have to REMEMBER TO POST YOUR WISH...Where didn't I? :confused:

[ExecutoR]

No, Granted, but it is full of all the songs you hate the most, and cannot be recorded over (and you are still on the island BTW) :PI

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive
Granted but his voice box didn't survive the re-animation process...

I wish i had an oreo biscuit...

[ExecutoR]

Where didn't I? :confused:
ummm your last post didnt have one.. then it did see it after i posted my message...

[BiggyRat]

Granted but your dead... Well at least I'd be happy...

[ExecutoR]

Well at least I'd be happy...
i changed my post... it wasnt clever enough

[Groggypoo]

this is most disorientating


(just to add to it)