Orgasmic Philanderings

[Lizard Drinkin]

They seem to act rather gay...
Smelly does, can't say much for eric thoughMuhaha!! Eric will be my skanky ho
To gain the throne, on Friday we marry

[Hyarastorni]

Muhaha!! Eric will be my skanky ho
To gain the throne, on Friday we marry

And I shall bring a date, whose name is Harry!
He's not that stupid Vet though, Lizard

[Lizard Drinkin]

And I shall bring a date, whose name is Harry!
He's not that stupid Vet though, LizardHe's probably related to shonky Steve Vizard
Be buggered if I'm endorsing J K Rowling

[Hyarastorni]

He's probably related to shonky Steve Vizard
Be buggered if I'm endorsing J K Rowling

You'd rather do something boring, like bowling?
No, not the fun kind with pins, but lots of white and green lawns,

[Lizard Drinkin]

You'd rather do something boring, like bowling?
No, not the fun kind with pins, but lots of white and green lawns,Where old friends keel over between the yawns
The most extreme of boring sports

[Hyarastorni]

Where old friends keel over between the yawns
The most extreme of boring sports

And here I go, interrupting one of D's retorts,
You're right though, let's change the topic,

[Diabolical]

And here I go, interrupting one of D's retorts,
You're right though, let's change the topic,

Yes!, I vote we return to the gross and sick
I'll start by talking about fungating sores

[Lizard Drinkin]

Yes!, I vote we return to the gross and sick
I'll start by talking about fungating soresAnd I'll add some pustules nestled in pores
Has anyone got some festering boils?

[kthemusicalkat]

or a bulbus mole reserved usually for royals?
I wonder if thats enough for this sickfest..

[Diabolical]

or a bulbus mole reserved usually for royals?
I wonder if thats enough for this sickfest..

I dunno but finding a rhyme for that has made my reply less than the quickest.
Good to see some fresh blood about this place

[Lizard Drinkin]

I dunno but finding a rhyme for that has made my reply less than the quickest.
Good to see some fresh blood about this placewhat a shame it's spread out all over your face
You really should be more careful with that hatchet

[Diabolical]

what a shame it's spread out all over your face
You really should be more careful with that hatchet

S'not my fault that when I threw it she didn't catchit.
Anyway, what's wrong with a little blood and gore?

[kthemusicalkat]

its better than most that are all such a bore.
What you're really missing here is a big pile of maggots

[Lizard Drinkin]

its better than most that are all such a bore.
What you're really missing here is a big pile of maggots
Cooking in the embers while I collect more faggots
Of wood :rolleyes: for God's sake that was masterfully evil :D

[caitbree]

Your witty remarks have caused great upheaval,
Now a strong wind is rising and dark clouds have formed,

[Hyarastorni]

Your witty remarks have caused great upheaval,
Now a strong wind is rising and dark clouds have formed,

And the maggots have well and truly warmed,
Gonna feed them to D by any chance?

[Lizard Drinkin]

And the maggots have well and truly warmed,
Gonna feed them to D by any chance?What better way to fuel romance?
I'm nurturing my chronic haliotosis

[Hyarastorni]

What better way to fuel romance?
I'm nurturing my chronic haliotosis

While I'm fighting off chronic tuberculosis!
I'm not even sure if that's a disease that can be chronic,

[cyberhonky]

While I'm fighting off chronic tuberculosis!
I'm not even sure if that's a disease that can be chronic,

but i'm sure glad of the invention, for irrigation colonic.
Let the blood run free

[Hyarastorni]

but i'm sure glad of the invention, for irrigation colonic.
Let the blood run free

So long as there ain't gonna be any splatter on me
I don't know why we keep coming back to the gross