Orgasmic Philanderings

[kthemusicalkat]

But without the intellectual flow, what's left to stimulate?
Was tempted to refer to a certain self service, then...
that would have been funny - 10/10
I wonder what pleasures this day will bring

[Lizard Drinkin]

that would have been funny - 10/10
I wonder what pleasures this day will bring
Hmm not much pleasure, but a bit of a sting
In the shoutbox today, don't we love a good barney

[afterglow]

Hmm not much pleasure, but a bit of a sting
In the shoutbox today, don't we love a good barney

Your inane chatter motivates me to run off and become a carney
Do you think that would be a wise career choice?

[Lizard Drinkin]

Your inane chatter motivates me to run off and become a carney
Do you think that would be a wise career choice?
Hmm depends if you dream to drive a Rolls Royce
If not, then I guess you could hang out with Ben Hawkins

[afterglow]

Hmm depends if you dream to drive a Rolls Royce
If not, then I guess you could hang out with Ben Hawkins

Well, with a mention of Carnivale, everyone wins
Except for those who have never seen it

[Lizard Drinkin]

Well, with a mention of Carnivale, everyone wins
Except for those who have never seen it
:mad: Well they deserve no less than a fire that's been lit
Under their dirty, dirty heathen lounge suites

[afterglow]

:mad: Well they deserve no less than a fire that's been lit
Under their dirty, dirty heathen lounge suites

They should bury their heads under their bed sheets!
For, really, what kind of life do they live?

[Diabolical]

They should bury their heads under their bed sheets!
For, really, what kind of life do they live?

A sad one for sure, as empty as a sieve.
Hey, have a look at my swanky new shoes.

[Lizard Drinkin]

A sad one for sure, as empty as a sieve.
Hey, have a look at my swanky new shoes.
:rolleyes: What a shallow attempt to encourage group poos
We shall refrain from covering your feet with excrement :mad:

[Diabolical]

:rolleyes: What a shallow attempt to encourage group poos
We shall refrain from covering your feet with excrement :mad:

God dammit! but I love the feeling and sentiment :(
You're such a kill joy, a real party pooper.

[Lizard Drinkin]

God dammit! but I love the feeling and sentiment :(
You're such a kill joy, a real party pooper.No I'm not, so put away the scooper
I save my pooping for special alone moments

[Diabolical]

No I'm not, so put away the scooper
I save my pooping for special alone moments

With a window open and the fan going as co-vents
For the fetid stinky stench that escapes your never regions.

[afterglow]

With a window open and the fan going as co-vents
For the fetid stinky stench that escapes your never regions.

This discussion on pooping has turned away legions
They've all fled to France, where they like to eat cheese

[Hermit]

This discussion on pooping has turned away legions
They've all fled to France, where they like to eat cheese
Aromatically speaking, what's the difference, please?
Perhaps the cretins just don't like to engage in creative scatology.

[Rowdy]

Aromatically speaking, what's the difference, please?
Perhaps the cretins just don't like to engage in creative scatology.
Time would stand still if you wanted to wait for an apology,
Holding your breath would cause your face to turn purple.

[Diabolical]

Time would stand still if you wanted to wait for an apology,
Holding your breath would cause your face to turn purple.

Eventually turning a shade of blue known as Smurfull.
It's derived from the township of little blue men and one woman.

[femme fatale]

Eventually turning a shade of blue known as Smurfull.
It's derived from the township of little blue men and one woman.

Hanna-Barbera's adaptation of a french classic with an interesting history, you can
Learn about the satanic smurfs and the communist smurfs by clicking here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs)...

http://www.abc-kid.com/smurfs/circle.GIF

[Hermit]

Hanna-Barbera's adaptation of a french classic with an interesting history, you can
Learn about the satanic smurfs and the communist smurfs by clicking here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs)...
Oh, dear! It's not Lucifer and Karl Smurf you should fear,
But the cuties being bombed to bits by well meaning peace mongers (http://www.washingtontimes.com/world/20051010-120340-8744r.htm).


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/63/Smurf.Unicef.jpg

[afterglow]

Oh, dear! It's not Lucifer and Karl Smurf you should fear,
But the cuties being bombed to bits by well meaning peace mongers (http://www.washingtontimes.com/world/20051010-120340-8744r.htm).

They destroyed a whole village, as cool as cucumbers!
Leaving poor Baby Smurf in the midst of death and destruction

[femme fatale]

They destroyed a whole village, as cool as cucumbers!
Leaving poor Baby Smurf in the midst of death and destruction

And UNICEF, the profitless task of life reconstruction.
Why would our sensibilities be more affected by cartoon than real misery? :(