Orgasmic Philanderings

[Lizard Drinkin]

Well duh femme fatale, do you think I'm a dunce?
All slack jawed and drolling, a vacant look on my face?:| Yes. ....-ace.
Spine! :| Albert! :| Elizabeth! :| Theodylite! :| Truncheon!

**EDIT: Spleen!

[Grim]

Wish I had a Bed to lay my junk upon
but oh with this Gas, maybe I should visit the Toilet

[Lizard Drinkin]

Wish I had a Bed to lay my junk upon
but oh with this Gas, maybe I should visit the Toilet:D Just when I thought I could spoil it
Fabulous stuff Grimey, genitals, flatulence and poo

[Grim]

last nigh, Grim looked at his genitals and noticed they grew
must be, becuase, he had no action for a while.

[Diabolical]

last nigh, Grim looked at his genitals and noticed they grew
must be, becuase, he had no action for a while.

I suspect it's because of your fungating pile.
The smell is enough to have girls running away.

[femme fatale]

I suspect it's because of your fungating pile.
The smell is enough to have girls running away.
But surely this information should not be on display.
Have you not heard of doctor/patient privilege?

[Hugh K]

But surely this information should not be on display.
Have you not heard of doctor/patient privilege?Or would you rather that we left all your records in the square of the village.
What would they say when they point out all those embarressing problems.

[Diabolical]

Or would you rather that we left all your records in the square of the village.
What would they say when they point out all those embarressing problems.

I think they'd wonder why you were fornicating with goblins :eek:
They're horrible, fat, balding and ugly. I wish they were never born.

[cyberhonky]

I think they'd wonder why you were fornicating with goblins :eek:
They're horrible, fat, balding and ugly. I wish they were never born.

but they enjoy outdoor lovin, especially on the front lawn
now where's the weed 'n' feed?

[Diabolical]

but they enjoy outdoor lovin, especially on the front lawn
now where's the weed 'n' feed?

You interrupted the nauseating flow with an unusual post indeed.
We're discussing horrible goblins, rank of smell and evil of nature...not lawns.

[afterglow]

You interrupted the nauseating flow with an unusual post indeed.
We're discussing horrible goblins, rank of smell and evil of nature...not lawns.

Yes, goblins akin to grotty little leprechauns
One of whom lives around these parts and possesses sociopathic tendencies

[Lizard Drinkin]

Yes, goblins akin to grotty little leprechauns
One of whom lives around these parts and possesses sociopathic tendenciesThat's all well and good but let's talk royal ascendencies -
Nah stuff it. My lawn is practically dead from lack of water

[Hugh K]

That's all well and good but let's talk royal ascendencies -
Nah stuff it. My lawn is practically dead from lack of waterMaybe if the lizard stopped drinking, it wouldn't lead the lawn to slaughter.
Perhaps you should take it in hand and give it a good shake.:dD

[Diabolical]

Maybe if the lizard stopped drinking, it wouldn't lead the lawn to slaughter.
Perhaps you should take it in hand and give it a good shake.:dD

I bet you're all expecting me to talk about a trouser snake.
Lucky for you all I'm pure of mind and intent.

[Hugh K]

I bet you're all expecting me to talk about a trouser snake.
Lucky for you all I'm pure of mind and intent.But if you don't have one, maybe one can be lent.
It may be possible that your partner will have one of great import.

[Diabolical]

But if you don't have one, maybe one can be lent.
It may be possible that your partner will have one of great import.

Just ask him he'll tell you how great it is, in his retort.
What is it with men and their willy obsession?

[femme fatale]

Just ask him he'll tell you how great it is, in his retort.
What is it with men and their willy obsession?
Well it has a mind of it's own, hence their need for possession
Of their faculties, taking it in hand, so to speak...

[Diabolical]

Well it has a mind of it's own, hence their need for possession
Of their faculties, taking it in hand, so to speak...

But they're so vulnerable when all you need to do is give it a tweak
and they're like putty in your warm and loving hand(s).

[femme fatale]

and they're like putty in your warm and loving hand(s).

Yours may be like putty, mines firm and grand http://www.tvaus.com.au/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
Woohoo, this sexy talk has got me thinking...

[Hugh K]

Yours may be like putty, mines firm and grand http://www.tvaus.com.au/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
Woohoo, this sexy talk has got me thinking...Well, with all that talk, you have me winking.
I would appear that I have started the females thinking of the 'Thing'