Orgasmic Philanderings

[Grim]

My deepest feelings to another I will NEVER lend.
Love is a fucker! It hurts most times in the end,






(how's that for a bombastic shout :| )

[femme fatale]

Love is a f***er! It hurts most times in the end,


Then I'd suggest using more lubricant, my friend
A smooth entry...exit...entry...exit...entry...exit...

[kthemusicalkat]

but don't use too much, it'll slip out when you least expect it
then you'll never catch the slippery little sucker

[Lizard Drinkin]

but don't use too much, it'll slip out when you least expect it
then you'll never catch the slippery little sucker
As it ricochets off walls like a dog seeking tucker :eek:
I swear the damn thing has a mind of its own :mad:

[Grim]

In any case, so happy mine has grown,
Wonder why though, havent used it :bah: lately.:rolleyes:

[Lizard Drinkin]

In any case, so happy mine has grown,
Wonder why though, havent used it :bah: lately.:rolleyes:
:( Maybe the :bah: are losing their appeal, far more stately
Is the regal and raunchy Himalayan Yak

[Diabolical]

:( Maybe the :bah: are losing their appeal, far more stately
Is the regal and raunchy Himalayan Yak

Yeah, if you can get over that stinky yak sack :eek:
I love animals, but not in that way.

[kthemusicalkat]

Yeah, if you can get over that stinky yak sack :eek:
I love animals, but not in that way.
but we're all like animals when we go for a 'roll in the hay'
some more than others - or so I'm told ;)

[Hugh K]

but we're all like animals when we go for a 'roll in the hay'
some more than others - or so I'm told ;)
But some are like animals, so noble and bold.
but still, there is something to be said about animal instinct.

[femme fatale]

But some are like animals, so noble and bold.
but still, there is something to be said about animal instinct.

...and Hugh K returns with his usual animal ...in stinked
...ified - yet so...innuendo laden - verse that's so difficult to rhyme :o

[Hugh K]

...and Hugh K returns with his usual animal ...in stinked
...ified - yet so...innuendo laden - verse that's so difficult to rhyme :oOn my return, would you prefer that I mime.
That would however be difficult to translate.

[Issa]

It's too late for it seems you've run out of time !!

[Hugh K]

It's too late for it seems you've run out of time !!That does not seem to rhyme, or are you being a mime.
This thread should be full of sexual innuendo and sexual prowess.

[5hr3d4]

We can't overlook the role play, mistress!
what costume to wear - police officer, a nurse?

[Grim]

And since I have left here, it has seemed to progress
but its still a mystery to me really, why the likes of smelly isnt here :|

[5hr3d4]

He's been banned from this thread, i thought that was clear!?
Or was that the watcher? - Am i mistaken?

[Diabolical]

He's been banned from this thread, i thought that was clear!?
Or was that the watcher? - Am i mistaken?

What's your opinion on orgasm fake'n?
Sorry for the subject change but this thread has got far too clean.

[5hr3d4]

you've got to accept it when she's run out of steam!
But what happens when the love don't like meat?

[Hugh K]

you've got to accept it when she's run out of steam!
But what happens when the love don't like meat?That would mean that it would be a solo beat.:eek:
But perhaps with the right combination of candle and flowers.

[Diabolical]

That would mean that it would be a solo beat.:eek:
But perhaps with the right combination of candle and flowers.

If I was a naughty girl now would be the time to mention golden showers.
Lucky for you lot I'm sweet and innocent.