Diabolical
-Winner of the Shut-Up award for best comeback 2008
-Winner-Best Signature Award 2008
Committed forum member

Thanks. It's all very exciting, I'm going to be a new dad again at the age of 40...

You love me!

Boo Bees

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

I know you aren't going to beleive it beyond being a joke, but I actually did while clicking my profile page just before reading that.

You'de think, that given the math, places like overcrowded cities in India would just be going "poof" off the map left and right, and I'm never really going to feel safe riding a Sydney train again for that matter.

I haven't been stalked for almost 2 days now- and .....ISN'T it a lame game! Was hoping smelly would at least spam with something worthwhile.

but I don't liek the pop corn tune...can you select something else, otherwise it sounds hot lovin and I can't wait

When you said you were a "scarab itch" I thought you were just talking about your crabs

How Often Do We Fart?


Well if you have ever wondered if you fart more or less than the average human person then read on. An average person will produce around half a litre of fart gas per day, which roughly translates as 14 farts a day.




So from those two peices of information we can deduce that an atomic bomb has the energy of around 1210 litres of fart gas, which takes 33880 farts.
...now that I think of it, this would be much better deployed as a biological weapon... and that in itself brings up imagery of converting a flame thrower into a poo squiting gun... man that's disturbing. I guess it would be effective though because if I was a soldier it would make me run away for sure

*checks her messages* Nothing but some stupid tele-marketer