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  1. so who wants to hear about the time i was busted...

    so who wants to hear about the time i was busted performing a sexual act while driving an unregistered vehicle with a large quantity of narcotics and money in the boot?

    All of you? me too!!! it...
  2. Thread: weird dreams

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    weird dreams

    the other night i dreamed i lived next door to kim jong un
    he was a horrible neighbor until a female dictator moved in next to him

    they started off trying to kill each other
    but after they blew...
  3. Thread: Female Advice

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    Female Advice

    Ladies of EYO Phorums, if any of you are still out there, is the computer set up in my room too full on?
    have received feedback from some female friends, but would like more opinions

    lemme set...
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    Is this cool enough?

    Very Serious tech question for you guys

    I have had my computer set up in this configuration for a while now
    it looks pretty awesome (though one or two monitors are more or less unnecessary) but...
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    microwave for 30 seconds add lube of choice and...

    microwave for 30 seconds
    add lube of choice
    and go for it

    source: Internet.... not personal experience.... not at all.... i promise..... quit lookin at me like that......
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    ROFL, thanks, i needed a laugh today

    ROFL, thanks, i needed a laugh today
  7. 14685 Just noticed this lil gem There are 6...

    14685
    Just noticed this lil gem

    There are 6 people viewing the games page
    This a glitch? or are the phorums more alive than i realised?!?!

    #Excitement
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    eBay

    eBay
  9. Oh BTW, back in 07 i was the winner of the Darwin...

    Oh BTW, back in 07 i was the winner of the Darwin Awards
    Most Likely to do something incredibly stupid in real life

    well ive done alotta stupid crap over the past 10 years, so clearly i have...
  10. Lets bring the phorums back to life/Whats your life been like the past decade

    someone pass me a scalpel, some stitches, one of those heart panel things that george clooney uses in ER and a keyboard

    we're gonna operate on this patient, otherwise known as EYO Phorums, and...
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    its so weird over a decade later we're still...

    its so weird
    over a decade later we're still coming back here to check in on the page and see whats happening

    we really need a revival, i miss you guys, wonder what youre all doing

    I am gonna...
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    lmao, you dirty man

    lmao, you dirty man
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    do i really wanna know how kevin smith...

    do i really wanna know how kevin smith contributed to your...... sexual prowess?
  14. Thread: Big Brother 2012

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    im surprised the shows made it this long, cant...

    im surprised the shows made it this long, cant believe they made yet another season, i think reality is slowly killing tv....
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    Kazakhstan

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