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Thread: Toilet Paper Poll 2 - Folder or Scruncher

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    the shiny sheets you get in public loos arnt really big enough to scrunch, but cant fold as to slippery,it takes heaps of them to get a firm wad and knowledge that your fingers not going to poke through

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    I yank on the roll and watch it roll down on the floor. I then rip it off and and count two sheets and fold until it is all folded. I then scrunch it up, if it a monday I use my left hand and if it is a tuesday use my right. On Sunday I go wild and either will do. I repeat this a few times and then inspect the paper after each wipe until it is clean enough to blow my nose with to ensure no skid marks in the underwear.
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    So, from what smelly is saying is you all think out trivial things way too much.

    Or,
    Like I said earlier:

    Quote Originally Posted by linton
    That's a bit too much of a thought process involved for such a simple task I think.

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    takes as much thought to fold as it is to scrunch .. and i definately save paper when i fold.

    also its much safer .you know you'll never slip up .. fully covered all the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Las
    takes as much thought to fold as it is to scrunch .. and i definately save paper when i fold.
    The best way to save toilet paper is to neither fold nor scrunch; just use both sides of each leaf. You'll see the successful result right there in your hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit
    The best way to save toilet paper is to neither fold nor scrunch; just use both sides of each leaf. You'll see the successful result right there in your hand.
    Actually you could do away with the paper altogether and re-use a rag. Just don't be the one tuck cleaning the lint filter of the washing machine out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard Drinkin
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    they wipe their arses too though dont they.. then they splash the stuff.. otherwise how would they know that its all gone

    also .. do they have a special towel to dry off.. that would be gross to be used like a hand towel.. be an arse towel..

    when i went to new caledonia at my host families house they had one but i was too scared to use it
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    Whats this toilet paper you speak of ?

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    Just found this thread whilst having my morning coffee. Some things are just better left alone and unspoken. This is one of them. Regards Hugh K
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    Scrunching is manly and tribal.

    like UGG scrunch grrrr...

    Folding is for people with doilies and couch covers... (or people who actually plan ahead when they watch TV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by josanne
    the shiny sheets you get in public loos arnt really big enough to scrunch, but cant fold as to slippery,it takes heaps of them to get a firm wad and knowledge that your fingers not going to poke through
    Don't you just hate those little squares in public toilets.

    Seeing I'm in this thread, scrunching is my answer. Enough info.
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    On looking at the paper, this probably should be brought up in a new thread "How do you when you're done wiping your arse?" but one wonders what lengths someone like Daredevil might go to when he makes sure and how often it leads to a gross nose related mistake.



    Quote Originally Posted by linton
    I think I'm getting it now, so folders fold at the indentations, effectively making 2 or 3 ply (or 1 ply if your a tightarse), into many layered?

    I see that as a huge waste of paper.

    Thinking back before I started with the fresh wipes (you know the ones, like the baby wipes but they aren't because they're called something else. ), I must be what they call a scruncher then. I grabbed a few squares, and just went about the cleanup duties, no folding involved.
    I've found that there's really no good way to word this when you put it on your shopping list and if someone comes over to my place they can easily look at the list, I have right there on the table usually in big print because I'm writing it down quickly when it pops into my head at any given time, of things I've been writing down to remember about when I do grocery shopping next and it says for example:
    Deodorant
    Shampoo
    Mayo
    Bum Wipes


    It actually will say Butt Wipes but either way I suppose it looks like one of us has special purpose needs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberhonky
    i go the 3 shells, like in Demolition man. if you dont know how to use the shells, dont ask!
    I still didn't know what they did with those shells!!! I have to ask - Does anyone know?
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    I still didn't know what they did with those shells!!! I have to ask - Does anyone know?
    No Jess, every time I see that movie I always wonder I think it's just a part in a movie to keep people thinking like us.
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    fold, all the way, how do u bloody scrunchers do it?!?!?
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    Scrunching seems lke a waste of paper to me, you'd only get 1 wipe each time.With folding you can fold the same piece several times to get to the clean bit and wipe again. Hey, this is a real 'meet the folks for the first time round the dinner table' kinda conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freddyfartbox
    Scrunching seems lke a waste of paper to me, you'd only get 1 wipe each time.With folding you can fold the same piece several times to get to the clean bit and wipe again. Hey, this is a real 'meet the folks for the first time round the dinner table' kinda conversation.
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