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View Poll Results: Toilet Paper - Do you fold or scrunch?

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Thread: Toilet Paper Poll 2 - Folder or Scruncher

  1. #41
    scrunching gives you more texture to the wipe...

    It decreases the total nessesary ammount of wipes

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    Quote Originally Posted by freddyfartbox
    Scrunching seems lke a waste of paper to me, you'd only get 1 wipe each time.With folding you can fold the same piece several times to get to the clean bit and wipe again. Hey, this is a real 'meet the folks for the first time round the dinner table' kinda conversation.
    That is just plain gross. Doing that has you in severe danger of poop to skin contact. Folder or scruncher you should only be wiping once. Who cares how much paper you're using, so long as your butt is clean and your hand doesn't look like you've been mixing a chocolate cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diabolical
    That is just plain gross. Doing that has you in severe danger of poop to skin contact. Folder or scruncher you should only be wiping once. Who cares how much paper you're using, so long as your butt is clean and your hand doesn't look like you've been mixing a chocolate cake.
    Sounds like the title of a new James Bond movie "You only scrunch once"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggyRat
    Sounds like the title of a new James Bond movie "You only scrunch once"
    And there's the obvious one for 'Goldfinger'.
    For those that only use 1 ply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diabolical
    That is just plain gross. Doing that has you in severe danger of poop to skin contact. Folder or scruncher you should only be wiping once. Who cares how much paper you're using, so long as your butt is clean and your hand doesn't look like you've been mixing a chocolate cake.
    Minimul coordination required.

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    LoL I was going to make a poll like this last year... But I didn't wanna seem more weird than i already am. But apparently alot of people scrunch Even though i got taught to fold, but i get lazy and feel safer that a scrunch wont poke a hole through

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by aRnsEv
    LoL I was going to make a poll like this last year... But I didn't wanna seem more weird than i already am. But apparently alot of people scrunch Even though i got taught to fold, but i get lazy and feel safer that a scrunch wont poke a hole through

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    Too late mate. I hear that when next year's dictionary comes out, there'll be a picture of you next to the definition of weird. Mind you, it IS only a rumour (at this stage anyway - I haven't got around to the other details yet)
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    I figured I was a folder, being a lady an all, but guess what Im a scruncher.

    Im so ashamed
    Jess

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    geezz this is a "crap" thread.... pun intended

    I dont need to use sh*t paper,....... doesnt leave any residue... and it doesnt stink either

    probably a bit of a folder and Scruncher... best of both worlds
    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

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    How can you fold and scrunch?

    That's more pedantic than scrunching...

    I dont need to use sh*t paper,....... doesnt leave any residue... and it doesnt stink either

    ummmmmm..... What?

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    i know some people that fold the paper.. and then scrunch the folded part.
    ... Shiny!

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    Its not about what you do with it after...

    Its all about during and before the wipe...

    How can you fold and then scrunch before the wipe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDOID
    Its not about what you do with it after...

    Its all about during and before the wipe...

    How can you fold and then scrunch before the wipe?
    its not that hard to understand.

    you get a piece of paper. fold it. and then scrunch it up.. ta daaaaa
    ... Shiny!

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    Sometimes when I'm bored, I get a long strip of paper and I wipe some off lightly then fold the paper over, then get a little more and fold the paper agian and so on until the lot is used up and I then I scrunch it up at the end.

    My record is 27 folds before the final scrunching.
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    27...

    I think perhaps if your wiping 27 times, either your TOOOOO concerned with recycling, or you have some kind of nutrition problem...

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    Neither folding nor scrunching eliminates dags. Any one have a way to avoid these dag nasties, and if you say you don't get 'em occasionally your'e a LIAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freddyfartbox
    Neither folding nor scrunching eliminates dags. Any one have a way to avoid these dag nasties, and if you say you don't get 'em occasionally your'e a LIAR.
    Or I don't have a hairy arse. Try a crack, back and sack wax and your pesky dag problem will be eliminated when there is nothing to cling to.
    Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freddyfartbox
    Neither folding nor scrunching eliminates dags. Any one have a way to avoid these dag nasties, and if you say you don't get 'em occasionally your'e a LIAR.
    get some female pads and wear them along your butt crack, stops the skid marks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Smelly
    get some female pads and wear them along your butt crack, stops the skid marks
    I saw in Woolworths the other day, Male pads - and they weren't "Depend" either.
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    You could always just do it outdoors and get the garden hose onto it.

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