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  1. #1
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Attention: Blokes of aus.tv


    Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.

    A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.

    Now calculate 100/(B/A).

    Post your answer and later I'll post the results.

    'Onya

  2. #2
    Ext User(fish.) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    In article <44e2a92a$1_1@x-privat.org>, Big.LN@this.ng says...
    >
    > Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >
    > A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    > B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >
    > Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >
    > Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >
    > 'Onya
    >


    12 foot.

    --
    "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks

  3. #3
    Ext User(Wayne) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Big LN wrote:
    > Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >
    > A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    > B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >
    > Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >
    > Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >
    > 'Onya


    You do realise that it is a myth.

  4. #4
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2cca5$0$325$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > Big LN wrote:
    >> Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >>
    >> A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >> B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >>
    >> Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>
    >> Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    > You do realise that it is a myth.


    Not a myth. Scientific fact.
    My score is 93.33 which means my index finger is 93.33% the length of my
    fourth finger.
    A score of 96 means you're an average bloke.
    A score less than 96 (as in my case) means that you have more testosterone,
    are more agressive, are better at sports, have greater spatial abilities and
    are therefore more of a bloke. A score over 96 means you are leaning towards
    effeminatism.
    Therefore when I shake some dude's hand I check whether his index finger is
    smaller than his fourth finger. If so, I'll order two pints of VB. If not,
    I'll order one pint of VB and a lemon squash for the girlie-boy.
    In the doco last night, they measured 6 blokes fingers then put them in an
    800m running race.
    The bloke with the smallest ratio (100/(B/A)) won the race. The other 5 came
    in the predicted order.

    'Onya



  5. #5
    Ext User(Wayne) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Big LN wrote:
    > "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    > news:44e2cca5$0$325$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >
    >>Big LN wrote:
    >>
    >>>Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >>>
    >>>A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>
    >>>Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>>
    >>>Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>>
    >>>'Onya

    >>
    >>You do realise that it is a myth.

    >
    >
    > Not a myth. Scientific fact.
    > My score is 93.33 which means my index finger is 93.33% the length of my
    > fourth finger.
    > A score of 96 means you're an average bloke.
    > A score less than 96 (as in my case) means that you have more testosterone,
    > are more agressive, are better at sports, have greater spatial abilities and
    > are therefore more of a bloke. A score over 96 means you are leaning towards
    > effeminatism.
    > Therefore when I shake some dude's hand I check whether his index finger is
    > smaller than his fourth finger. If so, I'll order two pints of VB. If not,
    > I'll order one pint of VB and a lemon squash for the girlie-boy.
    > In the doco last night, they measured 6 blokes fingers then put them in an
    > 800m running race.
    > The bloke with the smallest ratio (100/(B/A)) won the race. The other 5 came
    > in the predicted order.
    >
    > 'Onya
    >
    >


    This "scientific fact" can be backed up by???

  6. #6
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2db4a$0$32765$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > Big LN wrote:
    >> "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    >> news:44e2cca5$0$325$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >>
    >>>Big LN wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or
    >>>>not.
    >>>>
    >>>>A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>>B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>>
    >>>>Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>>>
    >>>>Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>>>
    >>>>'Onya
    >>>
    >>>You do realise that it is a myth.

    >>
    >>
    >> Not a myth. Scientific fact.
    >> My score is 93.33 which means my index finger is 93.33% the length of my
    >> fourth finger.
    >> A score of 96 means you're an average bloke.
    >> A score less than 96 (as in my case) means that you have more
    >> testosterone, are more agressive, are better at sports, have greater
    >> spatial abilities and are therefore more of a bloke. A score over 96
    >> means you are leaning towards effeminatism.
    >> Therefore when I shake some dude's hand I check whether his index finger
    >> is smaller than his fourth finger. If so, I'll order two pints of VB. If
    >> not, I'll order one pint of VB and a lemon squash for the girlie-boy.
    >> In the doco last night, they measured 6 blokes fingers then put them in
    >> an 800m running race.
    >> The bloke with the smallest ratio (100/(B/A)) won the race. The other 5
    >> came in the predicted order.
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    > This "scientific fact" can be backed up by???


    Any scientific research journal or paper.
    Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf

    'Onya



  7. #7
    Ext User(Wayne) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Big LN wrote:
    > Any scientific research journal or paper.
    > Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    > http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf
    >
    > 'Onya
    >
    >


    Where does it say anything to support your theory?

  8. #8
    Ext User(Kelpie) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv


    "Big LN" <Big.LN@this.ng> wrote in message news:44e2d276_2@x-privat.org...
    > "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    > news:44e2cca5$0$325$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >> Big LN wrote:
    >>> Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or
    >>> not.
    >>>
    >>> A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >>> B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>
    >>> Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>>
    >>> Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>>
    >>> 'Onya

    >>
    >> You do realise that it is a myth.

    >
    > Not a myth. Scientific fact.
    > My score is 93.33 which means my index finger is 93.33% the length of my
    > fourth finger.


    I heard you had finger lengthening surgery in Thailand. :)

    > A score of 96 means you're an average bloke.
    > A score less than 96 (as in my case) means that you have more
    > testosterone, are more agressive, are better at sports, have greater
    > spatial abilities and are therefore more of a bloke. A score over 96 means
    > you are leaning towards effeminatism.
    > Therefore when I shake some dude's hand I check whether his index finger
    > is smaller than his fourth finger. If so, I'll order two pints of VB. If
    > not, I'll order one pint of VB and a lemon squash for the girlie-boy.
    > In the doco last night, they measured 6 blokes fingers then put them in an
    > 800m running race.
    > The bloke with the smallest ratio (100/(B/A)) won the race. The other 5
    > came in the predicted order.
    >
    > 'Onya
    >




  9. #9
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Kelpie" <Kel@pie.com> wrote in message
    news:12e5p1tno1gief@corp.supernews.com...
    >
    > "Big LN" <Big.LN@this.ng> wrote in message news:44e2d276_2@x-privat.org...
    >> "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    >> news:44e2cca5$0$325$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >>> Big LN wrote:
    >>>> Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or
    >>>> not.
    >>>>
    >>>> A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>> B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.
    >>>>
    >>>> Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>>>
    >>>> Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>>>
    >>>> 'Onya
    >>>
    >>> You do realise that it is a myth.

    >>
    >> Not a myth. Scientific fact.
    >> My score is 93.33 which means my index finger is 93.33% the length of my
    >> fourth finger.


    >> A score of 96 means you're an average bloke.
    >> A score less than 96 (as in my case) means that you have more
    >> testosterone, are more agressive, are better at sports, have greater
    >> spatial abilities and are therefore more of a bloke. A score over 96
    >> means you are leaning towards effeminatism.
    >> Therefore when I shake some dude's hand I check whether his index finger
    >> is smaller than his fourth finger. If so, I'll order two pints of VB. If
    >> not, I'll order one pint of VB and a lemon squash for the girlie-boy.
    >> In the doco last night, they measured 6 blokes fingers then put them in
    >> an 800m running race.
    >> The bloke with the smallest ratio (100/(B/A)) won the race. The other 5
    >> came in the predicted order.


    >
    > I heard you had finger lengthening surgery in Thailand. :)


    Actually had the ring finger shortened as I was winning too many sports due
    to my aggression.

    'Onya



  10. #10
    Ext User(damnfine) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Big LN" wrote:
    > Any scientific research journal or paper.
    > Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    > http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf


    Moron, show me the part of the paper that suggests that testosterone levels
    have any relationship to sexuality.


    --
    damnfine



  11. #11
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2dfd5$0$32765$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > Big LN wrote:
    >> Any scientific research journal or paper.
    >> Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    >> http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    > Where does it say anything to support your theory?


    My theory? It's the theory of Dr.Manning from some uni in England.
    Here, read more. Try to comprehend it this time.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

    'Onya



  12. #12
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "damnfine" <damnfine@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2e9ca$0$331$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > "Big LN" wrote:
    >> Any scientific research journal or paper.
    >> Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    >> http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf

    >
    > Moron, show me the part of the paper that suggests that testosterone
    > levels have any relationship to sexuality.


    Look it up on Google, Benny Boy.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

    'Onya



  13. #13
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "damnfine" <damnfine@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2e9ca$0$331$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > "Big LN" wrote:
    >> Any scientific research journal or paper.
    >> Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    >> http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf

    >
    > Moron, show me the part of the paper that suggests that testosterone
    > levels have any relationship to sexuality.


    Here ya go Benny:
    http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/re...mo_finger.html

    'Onya



  14. #14
    Ext User(Wayne) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Big LN wrote:
    > "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    > news:44e2dfd5$0$32765$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >
    >>Big LN wrote:
    >>
    >>>Any scientific research journal or paper.
    >>>Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    >>>http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf
    >>>
    >>>'Onya

    >>
    >>Where does it say anything to support your theory?

    >
    >
    > My theory? It's the theory of Dr.Manning from some uni in England.
    > Here, read more. Try to comprehend it this time.
    > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
    >
    > 'Onya
    >
    >


    So it is about as much a scientific fact, as Creationism.

  15. #15
    Ext User(Big LN) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    news:44e2f006$0$337$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    > Big LN wrote:
    >> "Wayne" <none@isp.com> wrote in message
    >> news:44e2dfd5$0$32765$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
    >>
    >>>Big LN wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Any scientific research journal or paper.
    >>>>Here's one for your reading pleasure:
    >>>>http://autismresearchcentre.com/docs...a_etal_EHD.pdf
    >>>>
    >>>>'Onya
    >>>
    >>>Where does it say anything to support your theory?

    >>
    >>
    >> My theory? It's the theory of Dr.Manning from some uni in England.
    >> Here, read more. Try to comprehend it this time.
    >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    > So it is about as much a scientific fact, as Creationism.


    No. The female body gives the fetus certain amounts of testosterone during
    the 1st or 2nd trimester. The ratio of testosterone remains the same and can
    be scientifically measured by your finger ratios. That is all. Class
    dismissed. Please seek your doctor's advice if you have any further
    questions.

    'Onya



  16. #16
    Ext User(Wayne) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Big LN wrote:
    > No. The female body gives the fetus certain amounts of testosterone during
    > the 1st or 2nd trimester. The ratio of testosterone remains the same and can
    > be scientifically measured by your finger ratios. That is all. Class
    > dismissed. Please seek your doctor's advice if you have any further
    > questions.
    >
    > 'Onya
    >
    >


    Ladies and gentleman the above is the sound of someone back-peddling.

    You have been a great audience.

  17. #17
    Ext User(Barrabas) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv


    "Big LN" <Big.LN@this.ng> wrote in message news:44e2a92a$1_1@x-privat.org...
    >
    > Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >
    > A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    > B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.


    Which is the ring finger?

    >
    > Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >
    > Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >
    > 'Onya




  18. #18
    Ext User(Kelpie) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv


    "Barrabas" <self@here.org> wrote in message news:44e30b2e@news.eftel.com...
    >
    > "Big LN" <Big.LN@this.ng> wrote in message
    > news:44e2a92a$1_1@x-privat.org...
    >>
    >> Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >>
    >> A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >> B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.

    >
    > Which is the ring finger?


    It's the one you pick your ring with.
    >
    >>
    >> Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>
    >> Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    >




  19. #19
    Ext User(Dr Down) Guest

    Re: Attention: Blokes of aus.tv

    Barrabas wrote:
    > "Big LN" <Big.LN@this.ng> wrote in message news:44e2a92a$1_1@x-privat.org...
    >> Saw a cool trick on TV last night to determine whether you're gay or not.
    >>
    >> A. Measure your right index finger from palm line to tip.
    >> B. Measure your right ring finger from palm line to tip.

    >
    > Which is the ring finger?
    >
    >> Now calculate 100/(B/A).
    >>
    >> Post your answer and later I'll post the results.
    >>
    >> 'Onya

    >
    >

    If you have ever used recycled toilet paper and your finger has gone
    through it you will know which one is the ring finger

    HTH

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