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    I think it's time for a sing-a-long to a certain Michael Jackson's song... Black? Or White? I like mine black... I'm talking about coffee, that is..

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    Burnt coffee?
    This world was never meant for one as slow and delicious as you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard Drinkin
    Burnt coffee?
    I think Michael Jackson would be white coffee. Originally black, but became white after milk is added.

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    lol i never get burnt because i do the right thing and wear suncream- whoop!

    ppl dont realise that wearin gsuncream not only prevents you from getting burnt it mosturises you and helps keep away the aging process...
    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED LEX
    WHO WAS INDEED VERY GOOD AT HAVING SEX
    IT WASNT FOR LEISURE
    NOR SEXUAL PLEASURE
    BUT JUST TO PAY HER MONTHLY CHEQUES

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    lol i never get burnt because i do the right thing and wear suncream- whoop!

    ppl dont realise that wearin gsuncream not only prevents you from getting burnt it mosturises you and helps keep away the aging process...
    I just wear a long-sleeve top and a hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniV
    I just wear a long-sleeve top and a hat.
    Good move. Sunscreen is only effective for a couple of hours anyway.
    This world was never meant for one as slow and delicious as you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard Drinkin
    Good move, sunscreen only lasts a couple of hours tops.
    Must be a really good move...you posted it twice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniV
    Must be a really good move...you posted it twice...
    Ha, yeah slow connection this morning, kept timing me out. Fixed now.
    This world was never meant for one as slow and delicious as you

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniV
    I think it's time for a sing-a-long to a certain Michael Jackson's song... Black? Or White? I like mine black... I'm talking about coffee, that is..
    I think Michael just likes his tight.

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    I think he likes it VERY VERY tight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniV
    I just wear a long-sleeve top and a hat.
    well i sunbathe naked so apart from suncream i dont have other protection...lol
    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED LEX
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    IT WASNT FOR LEISURE
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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    well i sunbathe naked so apart from suncream i dont have other protection...lol
    Well as long as you have plenty of hand lotion to keep them nice and soft for when the girls come round your set i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by eric b
    Well as long as you have plenty of hand lotion to keep them nice and soft for when the girls come round your set i guess
    yup, i always carry mosturiser around.

    and i take sunabthing seriously, so i wouldnt really talk to anyone as it might cause uneven tanning- seen it happening before.
    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED LEX
    WHO WAS INDEED VERY GOOD AT HAVING SEX
    IT WASNT FOR LEISURE
    NOR SEXUAL PLEASURE
    BUT JUST TO PAY HER MONTHLY CHEQUES

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    yup, i always carry mosturiser around.

    and i take sunabthing seriously, so i wouldnt really talk to anyone as it might cause uneven tanning- seen it happening before.
    And i guess sunburn isn't a problem when the sun comes out for 5 min and then goes behind a cloud for an hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    well i sunbathe naked so apart from suncream i dont have other protection...lol
    Control yourself now popeye.

    Do you actually get to see the sun over there long enough to be able to sunbake?
    Sarcasm helps to keep me from telling people what I really think of them.

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    lol yeah in england its a bit of a miracle but im never here in the summer as im holiday most of the time, but im lucky i tan very easily, me and my younger sister can go black quite easily.
    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED LEX
    WHO WAS INDEED VERY GOOD AT HAVING SEX
    IT WASNT FOR LEISURE
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    BUT JUST TO PAY HER MONTHLY CHEQUES

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    lol yeah in england its a bit of a miracle but im never here in the summer as im holiday most of the time, but im lucky i tan very easily, me and my younger sister can go black quite easily.
    Being the 100% gorgeous creature you are doesn't hurt to i guess .You got it all KTG,on holidays heaps and you get the pick of the litter of all the new students that come through

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    Ok here's the bet for Caulfield tomorrow.[B]ELVSTROEM is going to be to short to make much out of so we need to find another horse to take with him in an allup double.I'm prepared to chance my arm on LILANDO to upset the favourite FASTNET ROCK in the OAKLEIGH PLATE 1100 METRES .Although Lilando was overhauled easily by Fastnet Rock after leading with his blistering early speed up the strait at Flemington the key to his chances tomorrow are being able to work the turns of Caulfield.Thats what he did over the spring carnival 1-14 CAUL 16Oct04 1100 CAUL SPRNT, Dead, C Brown (1) 52 , $6: 2nd Dilly Dally 56½: 1¼ len, s hd, 1-4.06 when he shot off the turn and spreadeagled a top field.
    The bet is $10 on the ELVSTROEM/LILANDO allup double to win.Throw another $2 on FASTNET ROCK to beat LILANDO for the Exacta in the Oakleigh Plate and if the worst comes to the worst and the fav gets up to beat us then the exacta dividend should just about pay for our bet and no harm done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eric b
    Being the 100% gorgeous creature you are doesn't hurt to i guess .You got it all KTG,on holidays heaps and you get the pick of the litter of all the new students that come through
    yes i am lucky in my life but i think its well balanced out

    for example i am quite clever: i am dyslexic
    i have good qualifications: i have a extensive criminal record
    i have money: my family are horrible

    however, i dont do students....

    when i play the field i dont do it on the school pitch.
    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED LEX
    WHO WAS INDEED VERY GOOD AT HAVING SEX
    IT WASNT FOR LEISURE
    NOR SEXUAL PLEASURE
    BUT JUST TO PAY HER MONTHLY CHEQUES

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissthegirls
    yes i am lucky in my life but i think its well balanced out

    for example i am quite clever: i am dyslexic
    i have good qualifications: i have a extensive criminal record
    i have money: my family are horrible

    however, i dont do students....

    when i play the field i dont do it on the school pitch.
    Well we all like ya!Group hug for KTG!

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