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    Just checking in to get my ID bracelet and ankle tag............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hails81 View Post
    Just checking in to get my ID bracelet and ankle tag............
    I need them too. A permanent general looks good somedays also.
    I tried nice once, didn't care for it much!

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    Played footy on Saturday so I'm pretty sore. To quote Grant Denyer I feel like I've been raped by a black man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hando View Post
    I feel like I've been raped by a black man.
    Wishful thinking?
    Extending his universal communication tendrils, Quorf addressed the Earthling in the traditional manner, "We come in peace. Take me to your leader." He was buzzing with anticipation; this was his first contact mission. The Earthling opened it's mouth, "Here it comes." he thought.

    "Funny tasting bug." thought the chameleon, swallowing.


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    Now that one I'm actually fairly certain was a statement
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    still hungover from Saturday night/sunday morning...
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    still hungover from Saturday night/sunday morning...
    Tues runs in with a double berocca
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesday View Post
    Tues runs in with a double berocca
    hangover was totally worth it!!!
    would do that night over again and again i rekon..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Las View Post
    hangover was totally worth it!!!
    would do that night over again and again i rekon..
    Oooooohhhh....really?
    Well...fill me in-what did he look like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanDean View Post
    Now that one I'm actually fairly certain was a statement
    i reckon you are dead right about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesday View Post
    Oooooohhhh....really?
    Well...fill me in-what did he look like?
    hahhaa .. your funny..
    he was very dreamy.. nothing happend though .. he was my bestfriends cousin and we were at her house.. her whole family was there

    but i sooo wanted to and he knew exactly what he was doing to make sure i did.. (never going to happen again.. completely wrong to to it in the first place.. im so ashamed of myself.. )
    but ive never been kissed like that before ever... like wow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Las View Post
    hahhaa .. your funny..
    he was very dreamy.. nothing happend though .. he was my bestfriends cousin and we were at her house.. her whole family was there

    but i sooo wanted to and he knew exactly what he was doing to make sure i did.. (never going to happen again.. completely wrong to to it in the first place.. im so ashamed of myself.. )
    but ive never been kissed like that before ever... like wow...
    Did he kiss you with his lips? Just how succulent were his everted mucous membranes as he osculated you then?
    How have you been kissed before on a scale of -10 to +10. Where would you rank the thuper kisser?
    Did any height difference play a part in enhancing the snog or spoiling it? What condition was your neck in after you had finished? - did you care?
    Was the fact that he was your best friends cousin "spice up" a vaguely incestuous snog?
    Did your tongues go deep enough down each others throats to get burns from the stomach acids?
    Are you going to keep the clothes you had on unwashed and in a resealable bag?
    etc, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tashammer View Post
    Did he kiss you with his lips? Just how succulent were his everted mucous membranes as he osculated you then?
    How have you been kissed before on a scale of -10 to +10. Where would you rank the thuper kisser?
    Did any height difference play a part in enhancing the snog or spoiling it? What condition was your neck in after you had finished? - did you care?
    Was the fact that he was your best friends cousin "spice up" a vaguely incestuous snog?
    Did your tongues go deep enough down each others throats to get burns from the stomach acids?
    Are you going to keep the clothes you had on unwashed and in a resealable bag?
    etc, etc.
    you dag,Tas.
    *tues waits intently for Las to answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tashammer View Post
    Did he kiss you with his lips? Just how succulent were his everted mucous membranes as he osculated you then?
    How have you been kissed before on a scale of -10 to +10. Where would you rank the thuper kisser?
    Did any height difference play a part in enhancing the snog or spoiling it? What condition was your neck in after you had finished? - did you care?
    Was the fact that he was your best friends cousin "spice up" a vaguely incestuous snog?
    Did your tongues go deep enough down each others throats to get burns from the stomach acids?
    Are you going to keep the clothes you had on unwashed and in a resealable bag?
    etc, etc.
    hehe
    yes he kissed with his lips .. (not knows what else you kiss with )
    no words can describe this kissing.. sooo passionate.. definately a 10 compared to others ive had..
    well i was sort of lying down and he was standing over me.. so height wasnt an issue.. parts of it were upside down.. which was soo hot.. just like spider man.
    yeah i guess the fact that we could of gotten caught and that he was my friends cousin did spice it up.. but still wouldnt of taken anything away from it if he wasnt.
    Not too much tongue but just enough how i like it i guess which was why it was so good.. like he knew exactly what i wanted..
    ive already washed the clothes..
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    For some reason kissing while looking up is slightly appealing. I have to stand in the gutter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggypoo View Post
    For some reason kissing while looking up is slightly appealing. I have to stand in the gutter.
    Why do you have a gutter in the bedroom?

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    tuesday, you might be posting more in here soon when the morning sickness starts.
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    does anyone know if fennel seed is safe during pregnancy?? i'm almost 16 weeks, and its in a tea (its actually one of the last ingredients) and all the other ingredients sound so nice/calming for my morning sickness
    she's an angel but she sins sometimes!!
    if love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Livvie7586 View Post
    does anyone know if fennel seed is safe during pregnancy?? i'm almost 16 weeks, and its in a tea (its actually one of the last ingredients) and all the other ingredients sound so nice/calming for my morning sickness
    It's certainly safe for after pregnancy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesday View Post
    It's certainly safe for after pregnancy!

    http://www.weleda.com.au/products/3667.cfm
    i know, and everything else i read tells me something different. some say yes, others no, and some maybe. and i don't have another clinic visit for 5 weeks
    she's an angel but she sins sometimes!!
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