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  1. #1
    Ext User(David Zyk) Guest

    Vietnam vagina

    Is it true about the razor blades in vagina??

    "" Much like the days of Vietnam that some of you probably don't even
    remember.
    The VC would be your friend during the day by infiltrating camps and
    become
    "Charlies" at night and then try to kill you.

    Same problem, they looked like
    normal South Vietnamese villagers during the day and were impossible
    to
    pick.

    **Some of the women even had razor blades inserted into their vaginas
    so
    when they had sex with the yanks,** (there was plenty of that too)
    well use
    your imagination."""




  2. #2
    Ext User(David Zyk) Guest

    Re: Vietnam vagina

    On Feb 13, 10:55*am, David Zyk <aus.dav...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Is it true about the razor blades in vagina??
    >
    > "" Much like the days of Vietnam that some of you probably don't even
    > remember.
    > The VC would be your friend during the day by infiltrating camps and
    > become
    > "Charlies" at night and then try to kill you.
    >
    > Same problem, they looked like
    > normal South Vietnamese villagers during the day and were impossible
    > to
    > pick.
    >
    > **Some of the women even had razor blades inserted into their vaginas
    > so
    > when they had sex with the yanks,** (there was plenty of that too)
    > well use
    > your imagination."""


    Woops, left out these 15 pointers...lol @ "pointers"

    1.Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the
    waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects
    the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to
    alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally)
    prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the
    scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might
    think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason.
    Embrace it.

    2.There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively
    to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take
    care of us girls?

    3.The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is
    hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually
    aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to
    birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when
    getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch
    the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.

    4.The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand,
    it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic
    sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply
    won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in
    all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting
    for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina
    as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the
    sock.

    5.Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock
    metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock
    and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this
    condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.

    6.Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene,
    a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal
    lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")

    7.You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a
    condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still
    touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes.
    Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

    8.The average length of the labia minora is less than inch long
    (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of
    women have labia longer than 1 inches. But remember, every vulva is
    different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly
    inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All
    are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.

    9.While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a
    life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so
    long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't
    need to braid them any time soon.

    10.The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a
    sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if
    you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly
    parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.

    11.Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The
    clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex
    have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning
    or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

    12.Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it
    lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe
    the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under
    the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And
    a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep
    clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate
    it, regardless of where it comes from.

    13.Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost
    all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms
    of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot.
    You're perfectly normal.

    14.Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you
    don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents
    two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it
    likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's
    a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both.
    But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you
    and surrender to the experience.

    15.Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits
    include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your
    risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you
    sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness,
    regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with
    chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels,
    and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!

  3. #3
    Ext User(lindsay) Guest

    Re: Vietnam vagina

    On 13/02/2012 11:59 AM, David Zyk wrote:
    > On Feb 13, 10:55 am, David Zyk<aus.dav...@gmail.com> wrote:



    Dear zyk imposter:

    Please kill yourself. Slowly.

    Thank you.

  4. #4
    Ext User(Jason James) Guest

    Re: Vietnam vagina

    On Monday, February 13, 2012 1:33:21 PM UTC+11, lindsay wrote:
    > On 13/02/2012 11:59 AM, David Zyk wrote:
    > > On Feb 13, 10:55 am, David Zyk wrote:

    >
    >
    > Dear zyk imposter:
    >
    > Please kill yourself. Slowly.
    >
    > Thank you.


    He already is,...notice the advanced signes of the Syph ?

    Jason

  5. #5
    Ext User(David Zyk) Guest

    Re: Vietnam vagina

    On Feb 13, 10:55*am, David Zyk <aus.dav...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Is it true about the razor blades in vagina??
    >
    > "" Much like the days of Vietnam that some of you probably don't even
    > remember.
    > The VC would be your friend during the day by infiltrating camps and
    > become
    > "Charlies" at night and then try to kill you.
    >
    > Same problem, they looked like
    > normal South Vietnamese villagers during the day and were impossible
    > to
    > pick.
    >
    > **Some of the women even had razor blades inserted into their vaginas
    > so
    > when they had sex with the yanks,** (there was plenty of that too)
    > well use
    > your imagination."""



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