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    From memory, the breast milk of a black girl who smokes tastes better than a South American girl who doesn't smoke. The former has a sort of rock melon flavour to it and the latter is more watered down in flavour and just sweet without any further flavours. I wonder if its because of the cigarettes or if its good ol fashion Southern cookin.

    I smoked 2 cigars about a week ago. It was the first time I smoked a tobacco product in at least 5 years. It was easy to justify, but then the smell it leaves on your breath is hard to deny. No more cigars for Dean. I miss smoking. If I was to give any single peice of advice to someone, today, who said "how did you quit" (because people do ask this for some reason) I would say "I miss smoking. It took at least a year, if not more to stop thinking about it all the time and but I still do every now and then".

    I find that sometimes simple advice is best advice, for example anyone married for 10 years has plenty of advice to give. Granted it can be pretty variable from couple to couple but nevertheless any of those people have more experience with marriage than a young person engaged or someone one, two, or three years marriage.
    For engaged people... well most recently I found myself compelled to want to help some really young kids out and all I ended up being able to think of, for them, was "You're going to spend the first year of your marriage judging everyone else's relationship." Do they really need to look any further into the future right now?

    When I think about it now, year 3 for me (for a very short time) would have been the advice "Don't kill her. I don't think that would end well." Then 5 years I was reflecting back on the advice a marriage counselor gave me when I was single which is "Sometimes marriage is about two people who love and care about each other and sometimes it can be a couple years of two people living in the same shared space," which translated in my case to "Don't cheat, don't divorce".

    Also, the number "6 weeks" gets thrown around in the medical community a lot and there's a HUGE lack of openness about sex in Australia more than what I'm used to having grown up in the US, although thats not to say that the medical system there is any more informative. The truth is that a woman's hormones take their own selfish time getting back to what you once knew. Its bad enough that once they have secured a sexual partner their sex drive reduces to halves or quarters to what it was when you hooked up, but on top of that it can be anywhere from that 6 weeks until years before things are normal.

    Lastly, I offer this nugget of poo... wait that's ... sorry, that was disgusting. That wasn't what I meant to say. I offer this nugget of wisdom: Women don't seem to like porn, in general. Sometimes they do, then they change their mind and since they changed they're mind they expect you to also change your mind. Porn itself, and how anyone feels about it is a larger issue. I'm just sayin....

    Oh yeah, also, I have made it a rule, as a married guy, and so has my wife, to keep it a secret about the incredible and life changing ecstasy that I'm capable of, even with my little finger alone on the forehead of a woman. The reason we've not told anyone is that its a real hassle having women beg all the time. Word still does get around and we've already had to move twice. I mean, its really annoying when strangers are knocking on your door, or worse; physically fighting each other to get to the door, at 3 am. Its part of the reason that many of my posts are timestamped in the middle of the night. I can't always get back to sleep after the cops come and clear my property of all the riff raff.
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    Like you expect me to apologize if you suffer from a problem that forces you to read things because they are there?
    I dont specifically remember having tried to offend you in the past, which isnt to say that it didn't happen but that if it did then you sure are handling like a girl today.
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