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  1. #1
    Ext User(Jason James) Guest

    too close for comfort

    Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.

    I threw him 2 water bottles to put the ****er out,..and all was saved.

    Rang Woolies info line and reported the situation,..as he was totally unprepared for the incident,..no extinguishers anywhere close, if there was indeed any at all. Irony was the fire was next to the 4" town fire plumbing,...

    At a guess,..? Cigarette butt.

    Jason

  2. #2
    Ext User(lindsay) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On 10/10/2013 2:13 PM, Jason James wrote:
    > Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.
    >
    > I threw him 2 water bottles to put the ****er out,..and all was saved.
    >
    > Rang Woolies info line and reported the situation,..as he was totally unprepared for the incident,..no extinguishers anywhere close, if there was indeed any at all. Irony was the fire was next to the 4" town fire plumbing,...
    >
    > At a guess,..? Cigarette butt.



    How big was the fire? Couldnt he have just stomped it out with his foot?

    You probably should have chucked one of the bottle at him, to wake him
    up :) There'd be a fire extinguisher just inside the door of wollies...



  3. #3
    Ext User(Xeno Lith) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On 10/10/13 2:13 PM, Jason James wrote:
    > Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.


    It was a phone triggered suicide bomb that failed to detonate.
    He was on the phone complaining about not getting his 72 virgins!
    >

    <snip>

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    Xeno

  4. #4
    Ext User(Jason James) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On Thursday, October 10, 2013 3:19:16 PM UTC+11, Xeno Lith wrote:
    > On 10/10/13 2:13 PM, Jason James wrote:
    >
    > > Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.

    >
    >
    >
    > It was a phone triggered suicide bomb that failed to detonate.
    >
    > He was on the phone complaining about not getting his 72 virgins!


    I was pleased to get outa there with my Arstina in one disfunctional piece :-)

    Jason

  5. #5
    Ext User(Jason James) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort


    >
    > How big was the fire? Couldnt he have just stomped it out with his foot?


    Very small,..like a foot across,..but this trolley guy was useless.


    > You probably should have chucked one of the bottle at him, to wake him
    >
    > up :)


    Indeed,...he was abysmally ineffective..


    >There'd be a fire extinguisher just inside the door of wollies...


    That was the essence of my complaint ie he was doing nothing, with nothing.

    Large fires start with tiny ones,...if he had half a brain, he could have put it out, with clod-hoppers. :-)

    Jason




  6. #6
    Ext User(Xeno Lith) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On 10/10/13 4:21 PM, Jason James wrote:
    > On Thursday, October 10, 2013 3:19:16 PM UTC+11, Xeno Lith wrote:
    >> On 10/10/13 2:13 PM, Jason James wrote:
    >>
    >>> Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> It was a phone triggered suicide bomb that failed to detonate.
    >>
    >> He was on the phone complaining about not getting his 72 virgins!

    >
    > I was pleased to get outa there with my Arstina in one disfunctional piece :-)
    >
    > Jason
    >

    LOL


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    Xeno

  7. #7
    Ext User(atec77) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On 10/10/2013 3:21 PM, Jason James wrote:
    > On Thursday, October 10, 2013 3:19:16 PM UTC+11, Xeno Lith wrote:
    >> On 10/10/13 2:13 PM, Jason James wrote:
    >>
    >>> Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> It was a phone triggered suicide bomb that failed to detonate.
    >>
    >> He was on the phone complaining about not getting his 72 virgins!

    >
    > I was pleased to get outa there with my Arstina in one disfunctional piece :-)
    >
    > Jason
    >

    I recently killed an under bonnet fire with my little in car powder
    extinguisher , the car owner was standing there screaming like a banshee
    and was quite put out that I requested she pay for the replacement bottle

    tough

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  8. #8
    Ext User(Blue Heeler) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    Jason James wrote:


    I am amending your post to the way it should have read.


    > I was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a
    > small muslim guy on fire next to my car at the end of the parking
    > bay, He was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing
    > there on fire. I immediately notified Woolies, fire & rescue and
    > lifeline to report the situation.
    >
    > Unfortunately he was burned to a crisp and nobody has turned up yet.



    > I am beginning to think that I wasted my stamps.


  9. #9
    Ext User(Bob Milutinovic) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    "Jason James" <5sfe22l@hotmail.com.au> wrote in message
    news:a12ac881-7bfa-483b-93bc-60a6cbdb0729@googlegroups.com...

    <snip>

    > Large fires start with tiny ones,...if he had half a brain, he
    > could have put it out, with clod-hoppers. :-)


    If he had half a brain, he'd probably have had a better job.

    --
    Bob Milutinovic
    Cognicom


  10. #10
    Ext User(Noddy) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On 10/10/13 5:46 PM, atec77 wrote:

    > I recently killed an under bonnet fire with my little in car powder
    > extinguisher , the car owner was standing there screaming like a banshee
    > and was quite put out that I requested she pay for the replacement bottle
    >
    > tough


    Translation:

    "Some woman who was a total figment of my imagination recently drove
    through a rather large puddle dousing her hot engine with water. I saw
    the steam come out from under her bonnet and being the total ****wit I
    am I quickly reached into my glove box and pulled out the spare pair of
    undies I keep in their for special occasions, put them on outside my
    Fletcher Jones trousers and jumped out of my Holden Apollo rescue
    vehicle with fire extinguisher in hand and completely *re-ducoed* her
    car in carcinogenic environment destroying white powder while adopting a
    gay as **** super-hero stance.

    She was most unimpressed".





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    Regards,
    Noddy.

  11. #11
    Ext User(Blue Heeler) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    Noddy wrote:

    >
    > She was most unimpressed".


    ROTFL

  12. #12
    Ext User(Jeßus) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On Wed, 9 Oct 2013 20:13:48 -0700 (PDT), Jason James
    <5sfe22l@hotmail.com.au> wrote:

    >Was leaving Woolworths with groceries and I noted with alarm, a small fire next to my car at the end of the parking bay. The trolley guy was talking in Arabic over his mobile phone while standing looking at it.


    He may have been a not overly ambitious terrorist.

  13. #13
    Ext User(Diesel Damo) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On Thursday, October 10, 2013 7:48:22 PM UTC+11, Noddy wrote:

    > while adopting a gay as **** super-hero stance.


    LOL! Nearly dribbled a mouthful of coffee out while laughing at this. Nearly!

  14. #14
    Ext User(Jeßus) Guest

    Re: too close for comfort

    On Thu, 10 Oct 2013 19:48:22 +1100, Noddy <me@wardengineering.com.au>
    wrote:

    >On 10/10/13 5:46 PM, atec77 wrote:
    >
    >> I recently killed an under bonnet fire with my little in car powder
    >> extinguisher , the car owner was standing there screaming like a banshee
    >> and was quite put out that I requested she pay for the replacement bottle
    >>
    >> tough

    >
    >Translation:
    >
    >"Some woman who was a total figment of my imagination recently drove
    >through a rather large puddle dousing her hot engine with water. I saw
    >the steam come out from under her bonnet and being the total ****wit I
    >am I quickly reached into my glove box and pulled out the spare pair of
    >undies I keep in their for special occasions, put them on outside my
    >Fletcher Jones trousers and jumped out of my Holden Apollo rescue
    >vehicle with fire extinguisher in hand and completely *re-ducoed* her
    >car in carcinogenic environment destroying white powder while adopting a
    >gay as **** super-hero stance.


    Heh...

    >She was most unimpressed".


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