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[jokiin]

Originally Posted by MeanDean

I'm not sure if this is the appropriate thread for this sort of problem or if its just site related. I'm pretty sure it doesn't go down in the tech section. Anyway, I still can't find the clitoris. Also, I feel rather bored.

don't worry, it's almost time, you can visit your local shopping center and ask Santa

[MeanDean]

Can you help me come up with ideas for Christmas gifts? Santa told me to go screw myself last year so that's not going to help

[jokiin]

Originally Posted by MeanDean

Can you help me come up with ideas for Christmas gifts? Santa told me to go screw myself last year so that's not going to help

I'm no good for Christmas ideas, comes from years of not buying gifts

[montyb8]

Originally Posted by MeanDean

I still can't find the clitoris.

Don't worry about it.

Like the joke

What's the best way to get a woman or orgasam?

Spoiler! highlight to see

Who cares?

[MeanDean]

I'm not sure I follow. I can't bring a woman to orgasm unless I use my clitoris? Is that what the joke means? Because I still can't find it. I spent almost all day yesterday alone with a printout from the wikipedia and a hand mirror, but still there was nothing

[Randy]

pre-op = no clitoris

[MeanDean]

The following errors occurred with your submission:

1. The text that you have entered is too long (10438 characters). Please shorten it to 10000 characters long.

I got this while posting in the blog section. I said almost out loud, "Really?"
Is it easily fixable? Can we make it like... 40,000 characters so I'm less likely to run out of space?


After deciphering Randy's equation, everything came together and I realised that I'm not the one with the clitoris. It explained a lot, like why my wife does that thing with her hips. It was also sort of reassuring that I've been doing other stuff the right way all along... I think I must even be a natural.

As for Christmas shopping, my wife is giving me a list this year and I'm to pick like 2 or 3 things from the list. I think that takes the fun out of it, so (and without much pain since she's currently making almost all the money), I'm going to buy everything on her list if it isn't really ridiculously expensive to do so, then other stuff on top of that. I'm still plotting my revenge attack on Santa for his previous insults. If you hear about something happening at the Parramatta Westfield, that was me.